It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash

There's that look again. My loving husband, with the devil in his eyes. E/J for the FFSAA compilation.

You never get too old to call Mom and Dad for help...

My contribution to the Iron Pen Challenge. Only it isn't a contribution because I turned it in too late. D'oh!

Bella's a homebody who wants to be left alone. Her friends set out to change that by convincing her into going on a blind date every Saturday, until she finds true love. She's about to find out just how shallow the dating pool really is...

Bella was like a pod-person in much of Eclipse, rolling over for Jacob Black at the drop of a paw. This little bitty one shot postulates what she would have been like with a spine and some integrity. Come with me, and see her grow a set.

What do you do when death is close and the one person you want to tell, you can't find?

*written for fandom4tsunami* Edward and Bella are in the wrong place at the wrong time. An earthquake hits Forks and traps them under the rubble of a collapsed science wing at Forks High School, which ultimately changes both of their lives forever.

Sometimes it's not so easy to find your way back home. [AH]

Edward, while backpacking on the Appalachian Trail in Tennessee, meets fellow hiker Jasper. Originally written for the Fics for Nashville compilation. Edward/Jasper, AH, Slash, Rated M.

"My name is Jasper and I'm calling on behalf of SlenderFit USA about a new product we are offering called The Flex Pro Abdominal Muscle Toner. Tell me, Emmett, do you work out a lot?" Entry for Slash/Backslash 3.0 Collab by MizzHyde and JasperLuver48.

Two days before Edward and Bella's wedding, the Cullens give Bella an informal welcome into the family.

Edward has a mind reading camera. This story is about what he sees. Or rather, what he doesn't. 2nd place winner at twilight post secret contest/now with ten bonus drabbles

Edward comes back from hunting early to find Emmett and Bella in a very strange conversation about biting something. What could they possibly be talking about?

Third place winner in Irish Froggy's THE MIKE CHALLENGE. Mike has a plan to steal Bella's heart. One-Shot.

3rd Place Winner in the Like Totally 80s Contest - Edward and Bella think their prayers have been answered when a talent scout offers him the deal of a lifetime. What they learn is all they can really count on is each other.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB

Jacob wasn't able to save Bella when she jumped off the cliff, and she died. A year later, she's living in Afterlife, checking-in dead people all day every day. What happens when her supervisor sends her to fetch a vampire from Limbo? NaNoWriMo warm up

What is the price of fame? Songfic based on Adele's "Someone like you"

Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

It's true. Everybody poops sometimes.

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

50 years post BD, Edward gives Bella a very special birthday gift. You can't go home again, but for a moment, you can stop and remember who you once were... AU Canon characters/elements. Pure romance for mature readers. A gift for a very special reader.