In he came - a slight swagger in his step, low, lulling voice laced with natural effortless poetry, tail clutching a single delicate rose -and it was all one could do not to swoon right on the spot. -Pinky Suavo/Brain-

The Brain can't quite get this one kink out of his plan.

"He continued to lie to himself. He wanted to believe that his short, powerless existence as a mouse would be justified by some grand destiny. He refused to believe that he would just fade away into history like the generations that had come before him."

Pinky has a surprise for Brain on Christmas Eve, but will it interfere with Brain's plans to take over the world? A fluffy slash oneshot.

When Snowball uses one of Brain's old machines to make him even slower than Pinky, will Pinky be able to find and turn his best friend back to normal? P/B fluff throughout.