Sasuke's lost. Naruto must find him. But does he have to be so loud about it? Yes, yes he does. But wait, did he just say...? If Sasuke shows up, he'll do what! Oh my. Slash SasuNaru

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."

Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.

There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.

Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]

Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!

Naruto whined. "It's been so long already... I mean... four manga chapters. FOUR! And still no Sasuke" Oh no! You're kidding me! Another chapter! OMG... WTF! Spoilers to new manga chapters, be careful! There will be no more updates to this story, but please, continue to enjoy the humor in it!

Tired of all those AnyoneEveryoneXNaruto stories? So am I, so I made a solution for it. ?xNaruto

Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:

Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?

Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?

Naruto makes Kiba a bet...and I don't think Sasuke likes it...