In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Summary: Zerina Willow Potter-Evans' magic spirited her away on the night Dumbledore sent her to live with the Dursley's causing her destiny to be rewritten. She is returned during her supposed fourth year at Hogwarts only she isn't anything they expected... Rest of the summary inside. Law X (Fem!Harry) Zerina

Idiots Guide to making your Dark Lord twitch… 2nd Edition Author: H.J.Potter - Summary: Self help guide to reigniting the hatred in your and your Dark Lord's relationship. 000-Because every author needs a crack fic-000

The Wizarding World seems to have come to an end when Harry Potter, their hero, is dying of Dragon Pox. Lying in a bed in St. Mungo's, Harry gets an unexpected visitor, armed with a fruit basket.

harry gets captured by death eaters and ends up in a cell with an insane girl, i'm not insane thank you very muchShut it Hey radom One shot

AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.

Harry Potter goes back to school with a darker view on life. Having been abused and lie to all his life, Harry can't take it anymore and decides its time to make a change.Its time for everyone to see what lies behind the smile. Good!slytherins, Good!Tom, bashing of Dumbledore, Ron, Ginny, and Molly.

ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna

[One Shot] Tom Riddle and Harry Potter sit down for afternoon tea.

We're here to pick up someone by the name of Tom Riddle? Harry stared at the two people in front of him. That wasn't possible. Riddle was dead. DracoHarry if you look really hard

Voldemort has the Elder Wand. Now all he needs is Harry Potter. Could the answer really be so simple? Complete crack, not to be taken siriusly. Now with a sequel.

Harry is sick of Dumbledore's manipulating. He decides it's time to fight back and join his mate. Did I mention that said mate is the dark lord himself? Yep. Wonder how he takes the news.

Lily was never a Muggle born. She was a Peverell pureblood, together with Voldemort, they had a child with black hair with streaks of red and emerald green eyes... The heir to Voldemort... the Dark Prince. Dark!Harry

Drabble. Oneshot. The local teens drop a bombshell on Lord Voldemort just as he's about to kill Harry with the elder wand. Again.

At the Final Challenge of the Tri Wizard Tournament, The Dark Lord returned and gave young Harry Potter something to think about. Complete. One Shot. Edited.

The prequel to 'The Wonderful Thing About Wizards.' Set in Harry's fifth year as an AU. Harry's high on sugar when he is kidnapped. What in the name of Merlin happens next? T for innuendos and suggestive-ness xD

After the battle in the ministry, Harry finds himself cornered by the dark lord. With no Dumbledore in sight, Harry waits for death, but before Voldemort finishes Harry, he discovers something about the boy, now Voldemort want's him, alive...

Crack fic, three one shots with Voldermort trying to get Harry on his side with a bit of chaos and Humor. No Pairings. Written for JongKey Scripted. Completed.

A messed up spell, turns Harry back into an six year old in an attempt for the Dark Lord to remove his Horcrux from Harry. Now with no memory, Harry assumes his dad his Voldemort and insanity insues on Riddle Manor.

Harry arrives at Hogwarts late. He has been raised by different people and is not what people have expected, but perhaps he is just what they need? SLASH, creaturefic, some Gryffindor-bashing, AU

Bellatrix, Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange were with Voldemort when he attacked the Potter's. In a split second descion, they take Harry with them and aren't seen for 15 years. When he does return he turns everything upside down. GreyHarry.