They say cleanliness is next to Godliness. But when you're lying next to a sex god, it helps to be dirty. O/S B/E ALLHUMAN MAJOR LEMON with a plot..

What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC

It's the last day of school before Christmas break, and the Seinors are doing 'Secret Santa'. So what happens when Bella recieves a beautiful gift from Mr. Unknown? And where has she seen the jewel before? B/E OOC Very fluffy one-shot.

It's Valentine's Day in Forks Washington, and each girl is forced to endure 'Hearts On Sleeves'. While trying to avoid becoming anyone's valentine at all costs, Bella finds out there's more to Edward Cullen than meets the eye. Valentine's Day one-shot OOC

Edward saves an innocent girl from imminent death, but what he finds in the dark will change things forever. My one-shot from the There Will Be Blood contest.

Finding her once was good, but a second time – that meant something. Now one could either dominate or cherish; she wasn’t made for the in between.

Bella is put into a position that she didn't expect to be in for years to come. How will the two men she loves the most handle the news?

When pleasure is taken from you, used by you, will you surrender to your deepest darkest desires or fight it? Sequel to ‘Pleasure, Thy Treat’.

When pleasure is taken by you, to sate your deepest, darkest desires, what lengths will you go to keep what is yours? Alt ending of ‘To be Treat’.

Pleasure is not always given, sometimes it is taken... and sometimes it is both. SMC contest entry.

Two friends take a step neither was really prepared for and now they have to face the consequences... AH AU. BxE Lemon oneshot.

When what you want is something you can’t have, do you resist it? Or just keep it a secret? BxE, AH, AU. Lemony fun...

Bella just needs to feel... and who better to help her than her best friend? BxE Lemon oneshot. Prequel to ‘Letting Go, Letting In’.

A boss and his assistant have more than a co-worker relationship... but what will it take to get them to act on it? SMC contest entry.

*WINNER - TFLN Contest* Edward was a sexual predator. The bars and clubs of Manhattan were his hunting ground. Would he let the ultimate prize slip through his fingers?

AH/Canon/OS. Bella is upset when she finds her boyfriend Jake cheating on her. Rose and Alice insist partying and getting drunk is the way to get over it. They meet the Cullen brothers and Bella decides not the be the good girl for once. Warning: Lemons.

My entry in the FML Contest. Edward is a senior still living in the campus dorms. Bella is a small town girl and the RA on his floor. Surprises await them before heading home on winter break. Hints of citrusy fun! Please read and review. Voting has begun!

Cullen's girl outtakes. Rated M!

Alice has seen a beautiful baby that will complete her family and vows to find it. will the cullens except it as theirs? what does edward think about it? M in later chapters.

Bella runs to Forks to escape life’s cruel truths. But when her best friend Jacob gets beyond protective when a certain town bad boy, Edward Cullen sparks an interest in her, does she get thrown into more lies and deceit?*mild rape* Read and Review

VERY AU PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE! It's been five years since Edward broke up with Bella, he's looked all over the world for her but hasn't been able to find her. Where's she been and why can't Alice see her future anymore?

"I sighed. It was a Friday, and I was obviously not having any luck with the whole masturbating thing. The thing was, I did it way too often… I used that stupid vibrator way too much." Will Edward Cullen, King of all Nerds come to her rescue? hell yes.

My entry for the "AwkWard" Contest. AH Bella thinks Edward hates her. Edward knows sometimes things never go as planned, especially with distractions like Bella Swan to deal with. Can these two turn a heap of wrongs into a right?

1st Place Winner Til Death Do Us Part O/S Contest Entry:A drunken night lands four friends in Vegas with the purpose of getting married. Best friends get to share their day with each other, but their spur of the moment nuptials don't turn out as planned

My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.