Based on the list 50 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort, my fic where each of the Death Eaters is so annoying cheerful, childish, or rude to their lord that he feels severe punishments in order.

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!

My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.