Lifestyle Beauty Salon receives two of the most unexpected guests, ever. Just why have these two walked into a place like this? It really isn't their scene. Oneshot, Voldemort & Orochimaru, crackfic.

-One Shot- Hogwarts gets a new DADA teacher, who may or may not be clinically insane. Seriously, how many teachers set giant snakes on the students on the first day?

Shikamaru died after blowing Hidan up. Now he and the zealot are reborn into HP world. How will this affect Harry and Draco?

“When a butterfly flaps it's wings, a hurricane arises on the other side of the world.” In which James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin change the fate of two worlds. Such is the result of the butterfly effect. HP/Naruto Crossover, Yaoi

After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?

A whole bunch of things i realized about different animes shows books movies yaoi and everything in general. Contains yaoi naruto death note harry potter teen titans batman ect. Talks about dracoharry itanaru sasunaru lxlight sasusaku sladin and kakairu!

What would Harry's life be like if he was taken from the doorstep that night? If he was raised in Konoha by the Forth Hokage? Then what would it be like if he was to go to Hogwarts at 17yrs old. Well your about to find out. Slash Harry/Itachi M/M

When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.

HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU

UNDER CONSTRUCTION. WARNING: When going inside, make sure to wear your shiny yellow hats to avoid a painful blow to the head.

There's a hole in the fabric of the universe, and the torn piece hangs in the Department of Mysteries. When Harry steps through the veil, he finds himself years in the future, on another planet. Can he and River un-confuse each other?

AU. Left on a doorstep, anyone could have found little Harry, and there are some races that are known for whisking off children in the night. MatureHarry. Rated for random comments and Slash in later years.

During the first war Scientists thought to make the ultimate weapon from humans, but the Ministry of Magic stopped them. For revenge they stole children from both light and dark houses, thus making The Children. Warnings inside. Slash, HPDM.

Disaster and Harry Potter does not bode well… at all. And this particular disaster is determined to change both Harry's and the greasy potions master's lives!

Dudley and Harry ran away from the Dursley residence at the age of seven where they were locked up in a cupboard for showing magic. After making a wish they appeared somewhere least expected and less than human. -Creature Harry and Dudley- New Summary

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

Harry goes back in time... to 1934. Tom, meet Harry Potter, you're new father - er -ly figure. Incest, kinda. Harry/Tom

The continuation of Vorlon666's work. After the death of his Godfather, Harry Potter, after making some appalling discoveries, cuts all ties to his previous allies and sets on his own dark course to win the war.

Draco meets Harry at the age of 5 and wants him. his father not being able to refuse lets him keep harry. only harry is named Alex and the Dursleys don't mind thinking he's dead. *This story is adopted by InkTheDemon*

Harry Potter was taken by elves at a very young age. Raised to become the new Carrier, he decides to return to Hogwarts to finish his education. How will Hogwarts react to a very young, very pregnant elf with powerful magic? AU duh , MPreg, teensy slashy

The world lies in pieces at Voldemort's feet but he does not have the one thing he truely desires: Harry Potter's devotion. "Because not all love is Eros".

Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him for who he was? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione (raven), Draco(Sly), Neville (Huffel) and of course Luna (Raven) later on. DISCONTINUED!

Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.

Team Gai, while on routine boarder patrol run into a war hardened Harry Potter. In which Lee finds a new sensei and Gai finds some one who tells him to use his inside voice. N/HP crossover Yaoi

Harry always knew that he was different, a freak, but one day everything he knows changes when he makes the man go away. Most likely Slash. Powerful but socially inept Harry. Not a childhood fic. Rating just in case.