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Focus: Books Twilight, Since: 11-20-08
Founder: Hubert24601 - Stories: 61 - Followers: 12 - id: 64166
Previously known as "I'm Human, You're Human, We're ALL Human". I wanted a list of complete, grammatically correct - or close enough - all human, fluffy, canon character stories. After thinking about this, I decided, heck, why not make one myself? So here we are. BRING IT ON. By the way, watch the ratings. Not all of them are the same. Explanation of title: Throughout Twilight Bella keeps referring to the insignificance of mortality/humanity. This is me, scoffing her. xD |
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stutter by Sic Et Non reviews
It is a known fact among Forks High that Bella Swan cannot talk to Edward Cullen without stuttering. Fluffy One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 5,014 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
La Ville Lumière by Audeamus-Amor reviews
COMPLETE: Inspired by the Before Sunrise/Before Sunset films, Bella and Edward meet in Paris. With only 12 hours left in a city made for lovers, how will they fare? Rated M for My God, I can't believe I wrote a Lemon. AU, AH, ExB, THREE-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fashionable by edwardrocksmysocks reviews
Rosalie and Alice run a fashion magazine where Edward is their head photographer. This is a story about what happens when they go in search of a new location and end up with more. Inspired by the movie "Funny Face." AH Lemon now up! Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,109 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just a Bet by dress up romance xx reviews
Bella is the new arrival in Forks, best known to the male population as FRESH MEAT. Edward Cullen is infamous for his way with the ladies, so his friends decide to challenge his charm. Can he win their money or will he fail miserably? Bella isn’t as innoc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,500 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Muse by OhMyWord reviews
I listened to his deep, quiet voice and wondered what it would sound like if he whispered in my ear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy from Alaska by emilylostboystwilight reviews
Bella has been friends with Alice forever. When Alice's cousin Edward moves to town during 6th grade, they become quick friends. Eventually, they drift apart, but Bella realizes she has feelings for him. What will she do? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,413 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Non Virgin Strawberry Margarita by MkGrays reviews
Experimenting its a coming of the age thing. Bellas just trying something new. Wheres the harm in that? Except for a football to the face, a poke in the butt and a Greek God. Well, that's not so bad when you look at the big picture. Think Caribbean Island
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
A Truth Universally Acknowledged by TriciaMacMillan reviews
Bella feels both strangely attracted to and repulsed by the standoffish boy who sits next to her in English. She and her best friend, Alice, are looking for love, and they refuse to settle for anything less. ExB, JxA. A modern 'Pride and Prejudice.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,898 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love at First Night by Jennala reviews
ALL HUMAN! Edward meets a beautiful brown eye'd girl at his birthday party. When Alice invites her to stay with them for a weekend, they fall for each other...hard. But will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way? Set in 1918
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete