In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,

One simple change will cause many differences in the long run. What happens when a fairy DIDNT heal somebody. AU

If you're a good boy, maybe I'll buy you a lollipop." Since when has Holly Short broken a promise? Set after "The Eternity Code". Meant to be one-shot, continued to please insatiable reviewers. NOW COMPLETE

A poem in honor of one the most brilliant lines in all of literary history.

Set between AI and EC. Ever wonder what would happen if Foaly dropped off the face of the earth? Ever wonder what would happen if the People needed Artemis’s help? No? Well, if you’d care to find out...

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)

Myles and Beckett try to hack Artemis's computer. Artemis works behind the scenes, entertaining himself. Enjoy!

Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

A fairy tale like no other - one of flying. Fighting. Friendship. Hate. Jealousy. Revenge. Fairies of all natures and descriptions. Technology. Bravery. Cowardly actions. Strongest men. Lies. Truths. Chases. Escapes. Flatulent dwarves. And bad puns.

Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.

"Of course he had been coerced into promising. Of course...it was just so typical of her, to make him promise to wear this utterly ridiculous outfit in an effort to appear 'normal', whatever that meant..." warning: this contains spoilers for tAC. Updated!

The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.

Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.

Foaly loves computers, especially smart computers. There are many advantages of having a smart computer...but Foaly is about to discover a disadvantage, a BIG disadvantage.

Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE