Facing eternity and threatened with only a human's lifespan to spend with the one he loves, Jasper Whitlock begins his investigation to understand just why vampire venom does not work upon the lovely Hariel Potter. Sequel to 'you woke the lion up' Female Harry Potter

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...

It's not every day that a boy turns eleven years old, and when your name is Harry Potter, this will be probably your first good birthday. With family, friends and comrades from the fight against Sephiroth, as well as seven guests from Magical Britain, it may be an island of calm and joy between the storm that has passed, and the storm yet to come...

Abused and in pain, Harry Potter cries out for deliverance from his plight at the Dursleys before he learns of his future at Hogwarts. And Minerva, the goddess of the Planet, grants it. Aerith, on her mission to activate Holy, finds Harry in the City of the Ancients, and a journey to save the Planet is changed, for better and for worse... (RATED T FOR CRUDE LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE)

Does being the son of a vile man guarantee that you become vile yourself? Harry Potter always knew he was a freak, with his snake-like eyes. And when his father comes to claim him, it will send him on a quest for identity and acceptance. After all, you have to fight for acceptance when your father is Orochimaru...

Sent to another world to escape the destruction of Madain Sari, Harry Potter was robbed of two sets of parents within as many years. At the age of seven, an act of malice serendipitously sends Harry home. After a year living with Eiko Carol, Harry gets caught up in the adventures of Zidane, Dagger, and their friends, in a race to stop Kuja, and save the world...

On the stagnant world of Terra, nothing new ever arrived...until the day a dark-haired mage fell from the sky. Harry Potter arouses the suspicion of Garland, and the curiosity of Mikoto. But when Harry learns of the truth behind Terra, events will lead to Harry and Mikoto both stranded far away from their homeworlds, and forced to confront hard truths...

An attempt to stop Sirius from falling through the Veil leads to Harry and his godfather ending up in Spira. Encountering Tidus, Harry and Sirius soon join up with the Al Bhed. There, they embark on a quest to save Spira in general...and Yuna in particular. But with Sin and Yevon ranged against them, can they achieve this?

This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.

The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.

The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.

Jiraiya, apparently, has foisted a few of his duties as a sensei onto Sakumo and now it's up to him to teach Lee and Minato about some of the facts of life, and why it's not such a great idea for them to share a bedroom. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Harry was born a Hotchner. After a painful twelve years of separation, Hotch decides nothing is ever going to divide his family again. Not the looming threat of Tom Riddle, not the benevolent concern of the Hogwarts staff, not Hotch's own demons. Meanwhile, Harry struggles to balance his American family with the growing responsibility he begins to face in Britain.

After his adventure in the Department of Mysteries, Harry finds a new power over air which gives him confidence. He's "live and let live" until you come after him, then watch out. This starts just after the revelation of the prophecy at the end of book5.

We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?

Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter

Beans, beans, the musical fruit but it's also a deadly fruit and not just from the farts it produces

Another Harry Goes to Azkaban, just not one like how you think.

Death, having agreed to immigrate to Konoha with Eru Lee, contemplates his surroundings and his adolescent counterpart. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Lee briefly battles her civilian English counterpart over the fate of the English shinobi and they come to a certain understanding of each other and how different they truly are. side fic crossover of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

The saga of Emotional Support Lee continues as she questions what it means to find completion and emotional contentment. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and sequel to "C-beams off the Tannhauser Gate"

Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.