Collection of AU one-shots. Ways the author's enormous seventh year AU fic "Be Careful" did not end. Generally readable even without familiarity with BC or the author's other work. Please enjoy.

Legendbreaker Patrick Black reviews and interprets the prophecies of the Dangerverse, adding his own commentary along the way. Spoilers for all mainline DV stories.

AU one-shot, from the Dangerverse. You know the story of Alexander Slytherin, second son of Salazar... now meet his wife, Anne of Eyrton. How did they fall in love, and why was she part of his break with his father? And what became of their children? Spoilers for mainline DV up to mid-Surpassing Danger.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.

After Harry Potter is seemingly executed, the then Minister of Magic crusades to determine the truth. The resulting posthumous retrial of Harry Potter leaves the entire Wizarding World speechless.

Follow a much more intelligent than cannon Harry Potter as he discovers the truth about his heritage and embraces his destiny entwined with the fate of a draconic breed. Rediscovering and creating new avenues of magic are tasks Harry Potter routinely accomplishes. Wooing and enchanting young beauties are also perfectly within our hero's capability and he takes to it admirably.

She'd always appeared so strong, so indestructible, that anything as simple as a car crash being able to take her down was insane. Kind of AU. Will be a two-shot.

Is Not Always A Good Idea. Twist on all of the TimeTravel!Harry stories out there. Complete OneShot, but up for adoption, since I had so many people asking for more.

No-one cares about orphans. No matter how many of them die.

After Dumbledore destroys the Stone, the dying Nicolas and Perenelle Flamel save themselves by going back in time - and they're angry enough to change history. Severe Dumbledore-bashing. Harsh language. Written for the HP Holiday Gen fest on LJ

Tom Riddles Career Advice Session One shot

Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.

Tom Riddle is delighted to find another victim writing in his diary...but this one seems strangely knowledgable about his life. with a sinking feeling Tom faces the fangirlish Mary Sue who seems convinced that he is her sweetheart.. TR/V and Mary Sue

The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family

A very interesting diary is found and turns the perception of the Houses of Hogwarts upside-down.

Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot

British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?

A fic slightly mocking an unusual prop design in the movies. Young Tom Riddle is NOT amused.

He makes a vicious mental note to bite Ron's finger later. Peter Pettigrew's (a.k.a. Wormtail's, a.k.a. Scabbers') POV. Third year. Oneshot.

Ron woke up rather early that day, so he decided to see what was in Hermione's . . . teh . . . lee . . . vay . . . zhun. Tehleevayzhun. Hm. Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::Muggle Artifacts Challenge::

'No, not a new beginning,' he thought as he placed a blank canvas on the easel. 'Just an old one.' Harry tries his hand at resurrection. First year. Oneshot.

Fred and George discover something as shocking as Portugal! Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::The Parts of Speech Challenge::

“He would never forget the smell of flowers.” George remembers the day he attended his first wake, and why ‘happily ever after’ is a fantasy after all. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot. ::First Memory Challenge:: ::Just Dialogue/Description Challenge::

Post DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.