ItaKisa and NaruSasu teaser. Slight yaoi, lemon, shounenai, whatever you wanna call it. Oneshot. Updated 7/19/08 for NaruSasu completion, requested.

SasoDei yaoi. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot. shonenai, shonen ai blah blah blah.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

As Deidara becomes a member of the Akatsuki, he is very obstinate, and judges everything and everyone based on appearance. Sasori is ready to break him of that, refusing to show Deidara his true face, planning the ultimate hell for his partner. SASODEI

Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.

Shikamaru, shunned by the village, has to battle for his life against Itachi, and during the course of that battle the Rogue Uchiha is forced to admit to himself that that Nara certainly is something else....

[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]

The youngest prince, Deidara, wasn't pleased when he learned he was supposed to wed Sakura Haruno. And though he tried to find help among his family, he would have never guessed that he would find exactly what he needed in the stables. SasoDei

Sasori was transfixed. Enthralled by his brilliant blue eyes; his blond hair that might have been made out of silk. The boy was young- he knew that. But how far will he go to feed his desires? SasoDei.

Itachi and Kisame decide to find shelter from the rain by entering a nearby inn. Big mistake, since it is owned by Anko! Itachi X Anko Oneshot Crack pairing full of random humor because Itachi gets owned and then owns. Read to see what I'm talking about!

Anko clutched the kunai tightly, just in case she needed to use it to kill him. But instead, she found herself locked in a tight embrace with Uchiha Itachi. /AnkoItachi CRACK/

Itachi was the kid everyone loved while Anko's the loud mouthed student of the Snake Sannin who seemed to have very few in her life. At first, they appear incompatible. When Kakashi is thrown in the mix, emotions linger in the air. ItaAnkoKaka with FIRE

/AU/ So Deidara's a struggling, illegal immigrant, and Sasori's a kid who's not quite a kid. Obviously they'll get along great. /Deisasodei/ /in-progress/

It's valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor

Sasuke and Naruto leave Sakura for three years. When they come back, they think Sakura is still as weak as before. But they were wrong. Sakura, sick of everyone calling her weak, leaves Konoha. And guess where she's headed to? The Akatsuki. ItaSaku

[Pairing: DeidaraSakura, lemons]Sakura has a mission in the mist and got seperated from her team. Unlucky for her, she meets a Akatsuki member, Deidara. What will happen?[working on sequal]

[Two shot] When Itachi captures Gaara for his only sick amusement, what will happen? Rated for Rape, Pedophilia, Voyerism, Sexual Content. Enjoy

AU high school fic. Deidara's new to Konoha High and becomes attached to some instantly. But when it comes to Sasori, it seems to take more time. Will a friendship form during this school year, or something more? Last chappie made story turn M.

Preordained to be trapped in the worst possible circumstances, I'm virtually a failure ninja, but still I am stuck with the hardest, most ridiculous job I've ever heard of. Guarding the village traitor. /DeidaraxOC/

When a chance meeting in the forest throws Sai and Deidara together, the inevitable argument about what art is leads to a little more...

Tobi likes bubblegum toothpaste. Deidara on the other hand, couldn't help but disagree.

Hidan x Deidara. Hidan wants Deidara. General kink, bloodplay, language, and boysmut. A request fic for Zileto.

Deidara likes candy and it's driving Hidan insane. HiDei. Yaoi implied. Rated for language.

Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.

AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.