A submission for the Percabeth Revolution parodying the innate tendancy of newb writers to "overcomplicate" romance in this archive. No character bashing, but it has a twist... All Crit of all climes welcomed.

Percy grinned. "Ah, Harpies." He buffed his fingers on his shirt with a joking air of superiority. "All in a days work." One of those new demigod fics. Percabeth.

When a new Great Prophecy comes along and so do all the people that it talks about world could be chaos. All the children are learning as fast as they can but how will they win the fight when they don't know that the Gods are their enemies. Full sum in

Because Bianca was his mother. His sister. His best friend. The one constant in his confusing life. She was his everything. And now… she is gone." Nico runs through the woods. One-shot.

If there was one thing that he loved about her, it was how she always knew exactly what to say. There was no hesitation, stumbling, nor stuttering; simply a fluid response, as natural as life itself. Sally/Poseidon. Slight AU

Percy is a suffering student of marine biology at NYU. Against his wishes, his cousin signs him up for a tutor, and he resigns himself to endless boredom...but the tutor he gets definitely isn't what he was expecting. Percabeth, AU

It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.