AU. It's Dr Alfred F. Jones' day off and he's utterly bored. Cue boredom relief in the form of a phone call to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland. Sequel to Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's.

I shouldn't drink, last time I summoned Russia from my floorboards. This time well..lets say I've out done myself. AlfredXArthur

America thinks nothing of it. It's a stupid holiday tradition that involves two people, a pair of lips pressing against each other, and a hemi-parasitic plant with glossy white berries hanging just above the two people involved.

This is what happens when you let England drink alcohol strong enough to make America faint after three shots. A drunk Britannia Angel thinking he's suddenly a hero. Hang in there Philippines and America... R&R please

Arthur's sick and Alfred's helping out for once- wait, no, spoke too soon. Mild swearing. Could be taken as Romance, if that floats your boat.

When America was asked by England's boss to pick him up from a bar, he expected to be lugging a drunken Brit back to his house, not have to fight his way through a pit of punks and drag him off stage. Includes Punk!Iggy. USUK short one-shot.

Based on Obama being locked out of the white house. Nothing more to it really.

"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.

Suddenly he remembered a piece of advice he once heard that was supposed to help one get through a certain duty. "Just lie back and think of England." UKUS, Masturbation, light sex.

It was an accident! America didn't mean to hurt the President, but after some unfortunate elbow-to-mouth contact in an after Thanksgiving basketball game, his boss found himself with twelve spanking new stitches in his lip. Happy holidays, indeed.

"Iggy, hey! Iggy! I gots somethin' to ask you!" England had never heard such a butchery of his own language in one sentence. Had he not taught the boy better?

Arthur Kirkland has an article to write, but that's not the problem. Enter loving boyfriend to cheer him on. Fluff

We all know how much America loves attention, especially from England. But how will out hero take it when England and Canada decide to hang out one day? Let me tell you something: It DOES NOT make him happy.

America likes to play with his food. He also likes to create things with his food. England reacts. AmericaxEngland.

All Arthur did was ask for a little help-not an entire lecture. Then again, teacher Alfred is rather cute, even if he is just going on about rocks and minerals.

England is in a predicament; America's inexplicable rage is inadvertently helpful. US/UK

England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.

If I reached out to take you hands that time when you broke down in front of me, what would've happened?

Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.

USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut

"I hate you!" The words were ripped from his throat unintentionally. He didn't mean it. He didn't. It wasn't his fault.

The Statue of Liberty's robe fell off and America calls England for help! OneShot please R&R