Sakura is forced into an arranged marriage with a man she can't stand. And what's this? Shisui is settling down! ItaSaku non-massacre AU

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.

SasuSaku. Team Seven Love. Sakura rolled her eyes while Sasuke just scoffed at their loud teammate. "Come here, Naruto," Sakura beckoned, "Group hug?" Who knew being snowed in could be this fun?

Where the main topic on the outside is dehydration and how to avoid it, but on the inside of Kakuzu's head the main topic was dehydration and how to apply it. Rated for mild language. Short, KakuSaku fluff, cuz they don't get enough attention.

The Earth rumbles, the rocks tumble and the loud - but sadly true - accusations come shooting out of our favorite little pinkette. No one ever said she clashed well with pressure and utter cliche-ness. Rated for language, only. No pairing.

The title is trusted to say it all, without saying anything at all. Short Drabble.

Where Hidan and Deidara learn that leaving their sisters to live on their own was the worst mistake in the history of mistakes. "AND YOU'RE BUSTED!" "Wha?" Rated for Hidan and Sakura's shameful mouths. NOT YURI

*ShiSaku* Two months ago, Shisui left on a mission with a promise; to return home to his girlfriend, Sakura, in time for the holidays and he's going to make good on that promise. One-shot. AU non-mass.

*PeinSaku* War threatens the shinobi world once again and the Akatsuki have a solution to the problem. Rated T.

Ibiki has been missing his physicals. Sakura is pissed. SakuraIbiki

In winter months, Konoha is transformed by the heavens' tears into a pristine white canvas. With brushes of steel and inks of blood, newly appointed ANBU medic Haruno Sakura and her captain, Hyūga Neji, paint a story of life, of love, and of redemption. [ NejiSaku, Manga Canon to 614, Character Death ] [ Rated M for adult language, themes and suggestions. ]

Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

[G of 26] AsuSaku He always got the same question from everyone who saw him smoking. She was a medic, and he assumed she would reprimand him for killing himself faster. He should've known that Kakashi being her teacher would mean she'd be a bit different.

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

Sakura never knew her teammates to get so worked up over something like a fortune cookie. SakuraTeam7

Deidara knows it's all about presentation. DeiSaku of course!

Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!

ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.

The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.

Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.

It turns him on when she cries. DeiSaku.

A year after their last encounter with Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto have trained hard to bring him back, but their quest to save him takes a back seat when Akatsuki and Orochimaru set their sights on a new target...Sakura. SakuraXMany M to be safe

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.