Crazy Random Time! Naruto funny stories
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Focus: Anime/Manga Naruto, Since: 11-10-07
There are all these C2'S that focus on the couples, but what about the funny crazy stories? We accept all here. Halloween ones, Christmas ones, whatever! They just have to be funny or random. Anyone is welcome! Come on I dare you not to laugh... |
Set Up by CatchingTheDreams reviews
Naruto is tired of dealing with Sasuke's FanGirls so he's setting up a plan to get Sasuke a girl, Sakura! Will it work? Read to find out SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My friends the baka and still a work in progress by Zianna reviews
Hey? Yes you! You know that group of friends that are nothing alike eachother, at all? Yah I'm in one of those! :Join Sasuke as he gives us some tips!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What's Going On In There? by NejiTenfanforever reviews
Kakashi thinks that something interesting is going on in Sakura's room. But what? Find out inside! SasuSaku ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Not Ino by blankdreamer reviews
And then I saw them. Making out in a corner. A bunch of things struck my heart at that moment. Hate. Betrayal. Loss. Sadness. And a whole other load of crap. I look at Shikamaru. He was pretty down too. I turn away. SasuSaku ShikaIno T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha: AntiSocial Extraordinaire by Cookys 'n' Creem reviews
OneShot. Sakura teaches Sasuke on how NORMAL people react to simple things. Sasuke shows Sakura how HE reacts to things. SasuSaku. Slightly OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Differences between Karin and Sakura by Oh My Kira reviews
Sasuke's nasty thoughts on Karin and his sweet thoughts on Sakura. People who like Karin shouldn't read this. Implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Boy's Night by PrincessPika reviews
What happens when you mix a girl's sleepover, a boy's night and a webcam? A funny night! Rated T for language and a few other stuff. Thanks y'all so much for reviewing! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to remove a Curse Mark by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku.Chibi Shino's contest. Okay, so erasing it with an eraser didn't work, using duck tape didn't work, whacking off with a fish was NOT happening...UGH, this was NOT working!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tradition by Ebil Chameleon reviews
Team 7plus Genma have their own tradition that they play every year. SasuSaku lilSakuEveryone else ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Kisses by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
Team 7 get together for a New Year's party they'll never forget...especially Sakura...and Sasuke possibly won't remember at all... /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
growing pains by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Missa. Team 7 with SasuSaku. Now, now, Sasuke, no need to get huffy. Are Naruto and I going have to give you The Talk?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dating Game by the blanket reviews
[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Check Please! by Creeper Magnet reviews
SasuSaku. Oh how blind dates can end so wrongly right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Different Perspective by diabolicalrat reviews
SasuSaku. ::If you mess up my body, I'll kill you.:: Short series, in which Sasuke and Sakura aren't exactly themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Poker Night by Sweet Bliss reviews
A friendly game of poker suddenly grows competitive between Naruto and Sasuke when the wager is a certain pink haired teammate of theirs. [mentions of SasuSaku] 'What's the wager' 'Sakura.' 'I'm in.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty? by Sakurabear47 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's never had to put up with a girl named Haruno Sakura...yet. Who knew Sakura could kick so HARD. .:sasxsaku oneshot:. we're not that good with summaries... R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Red Panties by Sweet Bliss reviews
slight SasuSaku 'Sasuke, what the hell are you doing in my underwear drawer' Uh oh, is Sasuke in trouble now. And all because of those little red panties.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candy Bar by inuyasha852 reviews
whta kind of trouble is itachi trying to start up and what are the 2 deep dark secets of Sasuke's the Itachi will tell......read to find out and reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete