A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.

Harry never showed up to Hogwarts and 7 years later, the Beauxbatons school comes to Hogwarts for a year with a mysterious male student. HarryFleur ON HIATUS AS OF 3/3/08

Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!

AU. Slytherin Raised HP. At age 23, the charming Mister Potter figures to be the youngest Minister in history. Read as he deals with political intrigue, an arranged marriage and rumors of a dark resurgence.

AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.

He has the power to change the past, the knowledge to change the future, the time to save the present but does he also have the heart to change everything he has ever known, to risk too push the world into a chaos greater then the dark ages before Camelot

Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

AU. OVERHAUL IN PROGRESS: Read Ch.1 AN. On October 31st, 1981, Voldemort left behind a piece of his power and insanity. A Harry Potter with the abilities of a young Tom Riddle, and a hidden war between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix. HHr

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.

Left with a shard of Tom Riddle within, Harry Potter struggles against memories and feelings not his own. While Britain succumbs to fear and hysteria, he must fight two sides: the power games of Lord Voldemort as well as the darkness inside his own mind.

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.

PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer

On Hold: On July 10th 1996 Harry Potter disappeared from his home, number four Privet Drive, in the midst of a Death Eater attack. He was not seen again for over seven years... and he did not return alone.

Harry Potter disappeared for over a year. Now he's back and he doesn't remember where he's been. A new Dark Lord is rising and Harry has to decide to fight or run, all while juggling school and his love life.

Sometimes the strongest person you know isn't all you think they are. REVIEW PLEASE!

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

AU: no OoTP events will be included. The final battle has been fought and won, but what is there left for Harry, Dumbledores final gift to the child that was the son he never had. Alternate Universe, well sort of...

It's been four years since Harry and Hermione have left England. Now that Mister and Missus Grangers' health is failing, Harry and Hermione, along with their son, Andrew, have to return to England. Back to the Wizarding world, and back to the Weasleys. HH