The new gym teacher irked Giles to no end. Sue abhorred the dorky librarian surrounded by stuffy books. So how come they ended up wanting to shag each other senseless - and why, oh why did poor Buffy, Xander, and Willow choose to walk in at that moment?

Tony almost had him pegged as the strong but silent type, because he had the 'silent' down pat, except he was a little on the small side for the 'strong' thing. You know, like Luke dressed up in the storm trooper uniform?

Sometimes, it doesn't matter how deep your pockets are...

She may be a Goth, but they're the freaks.

There was one thing Gibbs needed to learn...