Just a quick little thing I wrote in an hour to poke a bit of fun at all the HP time travel stories where Harry just accepts he's time traveled in a calm and civilized manner. Something which I sincerely doubt any of us would do.

Harry Potter is really the Boy Who Lived, then died, then lived again, died/lived, etc. more times then anyone ever knew. He must always survive to fulfill his destiny but what about his poor Grim Reaper?

Little Lily Luna is sad because her beloved Daddy is always so unhappy. One day she asks him why and he tells her.

Using her many talents and intelligence, a very dedicated witch does everything in her power to mold Magic into what it should be and correct all that is wrong with the Magical World.

Lucius Malfoy gets away with most things, he evens fools the Dark Lord - or so he thinks. He is in for a surprise and more torture than a Cruciatus.

Little Walburga Black comes up with the perfect solution to the "Problem" and makes her father so proud.

Dorea Potter is proclaimed the Girl-Who-Lived and Lily and Harry are cast out of the Magical World on Dumbledore's orders. However, Dorea is not all that she seems to be and when Magical Britain finds out her true identity...well things will get interesting.

After suffering through the Tournament, Harry finds out some very interesting information from Neville. Finding out his was emancipated by participating in the Tournament, Harry decides to strike out on his own and begin to live his life the way he wants to and escapes.

Arcturus Lord Black is Head of the House of Black. He wants the line to continue but all of his possible heirs are either rebellious, stupid, indifferent, lazy, insane, evil or married badly. He really didn't like anybody in his family. Then Voldemort is defeated by a 15 month old baby and the world will never be the same.

Because he committed the "sin" of losing the Tournament, Harry is framed and sent to Azkaban. He makes friends with the least likely people and then he and one other are rescued by his true friends. He makes a truce and decides to "punish the wicked" and all those who made his life hell and betrayed him.

Harry has a Christmas surprise for everybody - but they definitely won't like it. Harry escapes and with the help of the Goblins will attempt to out those who have been harming him and the Magical World. Will he succeed or will Dumbles triumph as usual?

Okay I am trying to add four more chapters to this story. Here's hoping it works this time. Thank you for your patience.

To his horror Dumbledore finds out Harry, Petunia and Dudley are missing and have been for years. His name is still listed in the Hogwarts Book of Names and has him alive and living at 4 Privet Drive. A frantic search is started to "rescue the boy" but also to save Dumbledore's reputation and his carefully laid plans.

I wrote this story because I wanted to write Chapter 5. Harry is illegally entered into the Triwizard Tournament, made into a pariah but decides to fight back and actually changes the world while getting his freedom.

After defeating Voldemort Harry flees for his life, health, safety and personal happiness despite the plans Dumbledore still had for him. Luckily he manages to remain free and fight back at those who would see him conform to Dumbledore's last orders.

Harry is illegally entered into the Triwizard Tournament, told he has to participate or else, becomes a pariah and then disappears. It is discovered that he had been captured and killed and that seems to be the end of his life and story. Just as long as Voldemort still resurrects, Dumbledore's plans can continue. But then everything crashes and burns.

AU: There is nothing like dying to finally make some important changes and that is exactly what Harry does after surviving another killing curse. Through a stroke of very good luck, Harry finally gets control of his life and Dumbledore can't believe what happens - and there is nothing he can do about it.

Harry has had enough and fights for his freedom from abuse and Dumbledore mainly by suing the hell out of everybody. He actually wins and Dumbles loses. But nothing stops Dumbles from getting his way and a new war starts, one which poor Voldie isn't invited to participate in. Complete.

Dumbledore had no idea just how much trouble Sirius' death would cause or he wouldn't have allowed it to happen. Then Lucius Malfoy has an accident and Dumbles' plans really go downhill. Not much Harry but concentrates on the dilemmas others face due to the deaths.

No one has ever shown Harry Potter any mercy, especially Dumbledore, so why should Harry have any mercy for anyone in Magical Britain? A Harry takes charge of his life story. Completed.

Everybody is waiting in the Great Hall for Harry Potter to die and come back as even though he has died it is still Dumbledore calling the shots. Once Harry offs Voldie THEN the final plan goes into effect. But they are in for a very big SURPRISE.

Harry is illegally chosen to participate in the Tournament, gets fed up with his treatment and tries to gain his freedom from Dumbledore, etc. Despite him being in the right, Dumbles is too powerful and "wins" but Harry now declares war on him and the Magical World.

Most people in Magical Britain under-estimate Muggles because they don't really know much about them or how much they have advanced since 1945 because Dumbledore wants it that way. Contrary to popular belief, there are Muggles like the Drs. Granger who are not only intelligent but bound and determined to watch over their daughter.

Harry is "rescued" after Vernon dies. He is hidden away by the Muggle government but will definitely be coming to Hogwarts. He doesn't arrive but someone else does who is not only a mystery but the bane of my existences, especially Snape. Bashing of Dumbles/Weasleys and others.

The "helpless" pawn Harry Potter starts his fifth year at Hogwarts. As usual he will be abused, slandered, "tested" and made to feel worthless and guilty. However, the pawn now has a protector who educates and heals the boy body and soul. It is time for revenge, death, disaster and destruction of lives and master plans. Contains Dumbles/Weasley/Malfoy/other bashing.