Roderich is a college-student whose girlfriend,Elizaveta,just broke up with him. He gets home only to find an extremely annoying snd extremely good-looking catboy, Gilbert, who needs someone to take care of him. Hungary/Austria/Catboy!Prussia CRACK.

Really random and rather weird read it and i hope you like it!

AU Antonio is a daydreaming street rat. Lovino is a perpetually annoyed prince. Throw in a pasta-loving Sultan, a bushy-browed Vizier, and a genie that refuses to stay fully clothed, and you've got the most nonsensical adventure Agrabah has ever seen.

Canada asks America hardcore, to make him a sandwich. America is not impressed. CRACK

Canada convinces Prussia to role play. It ends...well? CRACK.

Cause Germany has always had it coming. Especially when Greece is involved. CRACK

Austria tries convince Hungary to sleep with him, and fails. Not to be taken seriously.

I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS PLACE

Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.

When America suddenly decides to make Pizza a vegetable, they all come to the conclusion that they have to beat him at his own game by making their own stupid laws. Enough to say – it doesn't end well for any of them.

Little Red has to deliver tomatoes to her grandmother, but a wolf is more interested in eating her badass grandmother instead. Rated T for Grandmano's wonderful language. Oneshot.

A collection of crack stories about the most dysfunctional couple ever. Rated for Romano's potty mouth.

Prussia challenges Austria to write some porn with him topping. It was a masterpiece in Austria's eyes, but to Prussia...?

Prussia and Romano troll the Apple store in a New York Mall. Rated T for language.

"Big Brother France, what does 'sexual act' mean?" Crack-ish fic.