The first time he looks in a mirror it’s as if it never happened. George without. DH Spoliers.

And unto dust you shall return. After the Final Battle, Harry seeks solace in an unexpected place.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

Everyone has a part to play when war breaks out. News of Dumbledore's death reaches Bulgaria the following morning. Takes place just after HBP. Short.

ONESHOT.“No,” the portrait said, gently but firmly. “I am not here, Neville. Albus Dumbledore is dead—I am just a bit of paint and canvas.”

ONESHOT. Because though Sirius and I may be blood, there’s another sort of blood holding me and Bella together. And I don’t know if that’s the sort of blood I can ever escape. No one needs to tell Regulus Black about the bonds of family and of blood.

They existed together, mostly, in the way that children do, forming their own sort of family with Bella and Sirius at the head, with Andromeda as consultant on all things historical and Narcissa and Regulus the loyal followers. A summer day with Sirius.

After an incident in potions class, Albus Potter is sent to McGonagall's office, but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes face to face with two very interesting portraits...

What if Snape had caught Harry in his Invisibility Cloak that night in Book 1? The first in a series of oneshots, taking canon in new and unexpected directions...

What if Lupin had to stand in as Potions master for a day? Remus plumbs the depths of ineptitude, and Snape is too ill to argue.

It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!

Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.

After his godfather's death, Harry comes to the conclusion that things need to change. xover with stargate. manipulative Dumbles

Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.

In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.

In which a regrettably vague prophecy, a paranoid Potions master, and a platter of Mexican empanadas conspire to show yet another Defence against the Dark Arts teacher the door.

Shortly before their first banquet as Hogwarts professors, Severus Snape and Charity Burbage have an illuminating conversation.

The staff reacts to Slughorn's return, and Minerva McGonagall doesn't approve of playing favorites. Written for hbpchallenge.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?

What if Sybil Trelawney had lied to Dumbledore and made up the Prophesy just so she could get a cushy job at Hogwarts? And how would this affect Harry and Voldemort during the final confrontation. Rated PG13 for harsh language and sexual innuendo.