For AGENT KELL. “What’s wrong with you? This is so stylish. See this twirl? Let’s see you do better than that, Pinky.” “Tch, my hair already kills all your looks by DEFAULT. That is just how pwnsome I am.”

When Naruto accidentally makes everyone in Konoha switch their gender, the LAST thing they all need is a dose of confused romance. Crackish, usual hetero pairings. T for Ino's sudden obsession with groping Sasuke.

He is Uchiha Itachi and she is Sakura Haruno; he will always be the impossible dream she is reaching for, and she, she is the one to make him believe in Something More. ItaSaku. AU.

Squad seven has failed yet again another mission, thanks to Sasuke’s and Sakura bickering, so Kakashi well actually Naruto has thought of something to make them bond together and figure out what the hell is their problem.

Desperation in the world around her is building. Two evils beyond what she is prepared to face have gathered against Konoha and she is rooted in the crossfire. A personal hell will be realized when severed paths will tangle once more and—in the swells of doubt—her greatest regret becomes her most desired company.

This wasn't supposed to happen. Ino's blind dates were always screw ups!

...Itachi. Make sure my apprentice stays at home, and gets some sleep, will you?" ItaSakuSasu

The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.

I don't want this. I don't want to kill you. I think I might even love you. But this is the cruel world we live in, and only one of us can make it out alive. I'm sorry." Surprisingly not AU, my first ever two shot. Enjoy :3

When Sakura has these wierd dreams about the boy she never imagines she will be with, wierd things start happening between them. Is the dream causing her to fall in love or is it her destiny? Whatever it is, she can't let it happen. He's just too wierd, b

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi

Sasuke's being overprotective and suddenly all the men have developed severe cases of overprotectiveness too...what the heck will happen? Main: sasusaku but also nejiten, shikaino, kakakure and naruhina...long chapter up!

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

AU The Naruto characters are in high school the week before Christmas, and it's Friday. But What happens when a huge snowstorm hits, and they're snowed in at school for the entire weekend! NaruHina SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaIno

Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality

A quickie oneshot rewrite of Episode 3. What if Naruto hadn't drunk that spoiled milk? My first submitted fic here, be nice and leave a review please! Not intended for those who don't like a bit of fluff every now and then. SasuxSaku.

Sakura turned her head. There, standing in the doorway, was Sasuke. Sasuke, her boyfriend, whose eyes were drawn to Sakura's hands on Neji's thigh. Uh oh. [SasuSaku]

Christmas fic. To think this all started because she ran into Sasuke at a jewelry store. It seems like he is hiding something from her and everyone elses knows about it. What could it be? SasuSaku hints of NaruHina

Rebuilding Suna has gotten Neji in... quite a predicament. [Neji x Tenten][oneshot]

Sillyfic. Everyone falls in love someday. SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina, and more. Craziness ensues.

MITB Seq: With the summer coming to an end, friends leaving, and conflicts arising, will Sasuke and Sakura's relationship ever bloom? Will Ayama's secret ever be revealed? And what will become of Sasori and Deidara? Only one way to find out. READ :D

[SasuSaku,OP]Itachi decides to play a prank on Sasuke and his friends. But, what if this harmless prank suddenly becomes real? And who are these 2 unknown people laughing maniacally in the basement? Lime. R&R!

SasuSaku. People have wondered what it would be like without Sasuke. The answer to that question is contained within what would the world really be like without him? Complete & Revised.

[Oneshot] How to Remove a Curse Mark....let the chaos ensue! LEE! DROP THE FISH RIGHT NOW BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS..Oh god.. [NejiTen]