Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Gai challenges Kakashi: whichever one of them can guess the name of the girl at the flower shop, gets to go on a date with her. No one knew what that one little challenge would uncover - surely not an illegal runaway in the form of a shy girl.

Lady' Jowen Tzu grows bored with her position and soon turns to fighting unknown to her father. He then asks her to help the guard deliver very important documents. He hires a certain silver-haired masked shinobi to ensure her, and the document's safety.

It's easier to protect those you care about if you show no sense of feeling. A coward can't protect themselves, nevermind their friends. That's what she beleives she knows. He knows better. KakashiXOC Disclaimer! I don't own Naruto! Review please!

In the first battle between Kakashi and Zabuza, Naruto and Sasuke saved the day. But what they had failed? What if she had to instead? Yes, that's right. The number one assassin of all time is on Kakashi's doorstep, for better or worse. KakashixOC