After discovering that the Falcon Punch drink was a lie, Mario heads over to Falco Lombardi's tiny restaurant and chats with Falco, exchanging ideas on how to get revenge on the ego boasting Captain Falcon.

Yoshi celebrates a quarter of his wasted life... doing something.

I run the Smash Gift Shop. It's really not all too bad, unless you want to count some of the annoying Smashers that come in here on a daily basis. I hate my life sometimes... Rated T for safety

There's been plenty of Princess Peach farting action, but now she decides to take it a step further and starts pooping in her pants intentionally! I think this blonde, ditzy princess got kidnapped a bit too much for her own good... this is what happens when you spend most of your time locked away and not actually bothering to free yourself from a tyrant. You get your mind pooped.

The transition from Super Smash Bros. Brawl to Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/Wii U doesn't quite go as smoothly as everyone hoped... Join our loveable gang of idiots, sociopaths, and quasideity F-Zero racers as they gather their old friends up as well as meet new faces across dimensions, and deal with some old baddies causing trouble for the multiverse!

One of my most insane one shot turned two shot ever, WITHOUT my former three main Smash characters! Popo is just having ice cream, when Ness eats it and turns into a penny, which evolves into a dime, and all of the Smashers get involved in one of the most insane fanfics ever conceived! It's as stupid as Shulk really feeling it.

Forced by network muckity-mucks to air his dirty spandex in front of millions of impressionable young minds, the ever so active and egotistical Captain Falcon dragged a young, naive Ness and a reluctant, conflicted Jigglypuff into the treacherous waters... of sketch comedy. Oh no, here we go.

Palutena has been assigned commander of The Sky Goddess, once Wolf's Landmaster but in his absence is used for scouting missions. Her team of 'heroes' consists of an egocentric Meta Knight and an awkward Villager who wants nothing to do with the task. Their mission is simple, but things turn for the worst when danger threatens the world! Will they be able to stop the oncoming evil?

The powdered donuts are the one thing that would lead to the fall of smash mansion. Ganon stole them, leading to the entire smash group trying to steal them from him. but before someone can eat any, their stolen by another. crack fic for my little bro

The Super Smash Brothers decide to head out to Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York, for their next vacation, hoping things would be calmer than their usual vacation spots. Oh, how wrong do they get.

1 story, more than eight Smashers with one hundred and twenty three unique tales. Join Yoshi and his friends as they go through their wacky everyday lives in this interesting series of one-shots! Plus he's not alone because Dry Bowser joins him as a fellow reptile!

Both of the Fire Emblem Robins get gassy, with Male Robin being SBD, and Female Robin being loud but harmless. Did Chrom do something to those fish sticks?

Lady Palutena goes on a picnic with a bunch of her friends. In the middle of some spooky, snowy forest. At night.

Mr. Game and Watch gets his own show! After years of neglect, the ancient 2D black man of the retro era sees it fit to have his name to fame! It's the zaniest of the zany, the craziest of the crazy, the funniest of the funnest! No subliminal messages or any pathetic attempts at advertising fanfics! It's a big fanfic for you, mah boi! MPAA approved! It's the Mr. Game and Watch Show!

Fire Emblem's Roy has a rocket that he wants to use for racing, but he and R.O.B. get attatched to it and go blasting off! Now, Rayquaza and Ridley have to go save them, unless they want Master Hand to chew their heads off!

Cowritten by me and Falcored, and in celebration of one of my friend's 17th birthday! Peach sends Yoshi, along with Marth and Donkey Kong, to the circus, but things go from wacky to INSANE later on, as our heroes sort of find out in this hilarious fanfic!

A God can do anything that it wants, right? So a deity should be able to fart... but why would a goddess want to fart in the first place? Because it's fun.

Princess Peach farting is nothing new, but today, when she heads to the Moo Moo Meadows along with Mario and co., she learns that being extremely flatulent isn't always a good thing...

Trash 4 is dead. Long live Ultimate!

Toadette and Aria Meloetta, Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha, Silver The Hedgehog and Chrom, R.O.B. and E-123 Omega, Amy Rose and Tiny Kong, Arceus and Rayquaza, Lady Palutena and Isabelle, and the infamous cheating pair of Dick Dastardly and Muttley all compete against each other to see who's the wackiest racing pair of them all!

Petey Piranha had secretly been construction a plot of land in the middle of Seaside Hill. After some time, he reveals it to the public, confirming it to be a gigantic popcorn parlor! With Seaside Hill becoming more popular year by year, Petey Piranha is sure to pop in with his dazzling variety of amazing popcorn!

Short but rather random anecdotes about the stuff that goes down at the Smash Mansion.

Fire Emblem's Lucina farts. Donkey Kong and Jigglypuff make out with each other. And Wolf O' Donnell is drunk off his tail. What on earth is wrong with this darn mansion?

Some of the Smashers and Guy Dangerous run through the enormous Hyrule Temple. It ends up that the Temple stage is much bigger than it seems.

Princess Daisy and Toadette love eating, but when Dry Bowser challenges them to not eat anything for a particular set of time, things go from okay to catastrophic.