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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 07-10-06
Founder: Cat Doom - Stories: 47 - Followers: 4 - id: 34363
This C2 consists of things that shall never happen in canon, but stories we want to read anyways. From humor to Alternate Universes to canonwise unexpected romantic pairings to good fanon in general. Enjoy!

Severus Snape's Diary by Wonkington reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Breakfast Club by Renica Swavely reviews
Based on the great movie, five Hogwarts students are sent to have a long Sat. Detention in the Dungeons. While there for ten hours they must write a scroll on where they think they are going in life. (Alternate Universe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Those Kinds of Things by AKA Jay reviews
(HermioneDraco) Draco cheers Hermione up, which was almost exactly the opposite of what he was trying to do. Contains Draco-baiting, thoughts of violence, and Hermione very carefully not noticing things about Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Starcross'd by kitsunelover reviews
Snape's relationship with the Giant Squid was doomed from the start.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Grey by Athenaea reviews
One act of mercy unsettles Hermione's whole life. Lucius Malfoy won't let it settle down again, however. Longer summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,517 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
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