Hilarity ensues when the Hat sinks to its lowest levels of villany! Spoilers for all of Deathly Hallows.

One-shot. Slash M/M. Slightly AU, Post-war. "But he wasn’t happy, for he knew what this meant. That was what scared him. His life was about to be taken from him. Taken so he could be Harry Potter’s lifetime battery."

“But instead, all the hurtful words people had said to me accumulated in the back of my mind, and stayed there. When I heard what Ron said today, it just broke through the barriers, and all the emotions I’ve been holding in for years finally exploded.”

We have seen Professor Snape bait the students, so why not let him bait the staff? R&R!

Oneshot. Draco is overly concerned when Charlie comes home with a fever - and Charlie hasn't got a clue why Draco is so nervous. Slash

The smallest thing can remind Draco of two years of his life that he wishes had never happened. Slash Oneshot.

A typical morning in the lives of Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, and Bill Weasley. Sometimes, we all do things we don't want to do...like wake up to go to work.

SLASH DMBW Draco's drunk after loosing a drinking contest to Ron. Who come's to the blond's help?

In the dark she could pretend he was anyone. But, of course, he would never let her forget...

Warrington had been walking outside in the gardens when he had tripped over a loose brick on the path. Prequel to Playing Pretend

Alicia has one more Slytherin on her to do list, but Warrington's not cooperating. AliciaWarrington. Complete.

Dumbledore wants Alicia and Warrington to have a child together. They'd rather not. A fluffyhumorous fic born of a crackfic plot bunny.

The title word limit won't let me use the full title, which is Seven Incidents Involving Alicia Spinnet That Meant Nothing To Cassius Warrington, and which summarizes it perfectly. AliciaWarrington ficlet.

The full title is Seven Things That Made Alicia Spinnet Think Cassius Warrington Didn't Like Her. AliciaWarrington ficlet.

A muggle girl curious about her biological parents turns out to be a squib.

Alicia and Warrington like to fight.

She just wasn't strong enough to resist temptation. Oneshot. Companion to Sweet Sacrifice.

Katie Bell is couped up in the Library trying to finish her paper, that is due tomorrow. Except a certain Slytherin has taken it upon himself to be quite the distraction. Read and Enjoy!

COMPLETE! In her final year at Hogwarts, Angelina faces an uncertain future and tries to cope. In the coming war, where will her loyalties lie? FredAngelina vs. AngelinaMontague OotP timeline with some spoilers.

They're both waiting.

Angelina Johnson and Montague have been rivals since their early days at Hogwarts. But deep down do they really hate each other? Maybe. Maybe not. Set in OotP.

Written for a challenge, this is a humourous oneshot involving Neville Longbottom, Pansy Parkinson, Trevor the (hallucinogenic) toad being borrowed, and scary, evil pink high heels...

[slight OoTP spoilers] Angelina Johnson, on the train ride home from Hogwarts, reflects... and meets with a rival. And in this last day, they find a curious sort of peace. Oneshot fic.

[Her face was unreadable, perhaps because most people weren't that literate in their souls.] Luna Lovegood, and a date that never showed up. How does falling rain and Blaise Zabini factor in, though? Oneshot.

Written in answer to a challenge, this has another of my obscure ships AngelinaMontague. An unlikely protector, a change of perception, and a few moments of desperation in chaos. Oneshot.