My take on the reptilia28 challenge. There's no office, no repeated deaths, and certainly no blame pushed Harry's way, but Death is still murderous with the way things are going.

Harry leaves Britain in 2011 after being disgraced by his wife and sacked by the Ministry of Magic. He decides to travel to the U.S., whose magical government is not on good terms with the MoM, so it will be hard for them to find him. A chance meeting on the flight over convinces him to settle in a little town in the middle of the country - Smallville, Kansas.

When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.

When Sirius got serious about a thing, that's when others ran. He imagined Harry being rich, famous, hunted by girls he had no interested in, living in Grimmauld place with the crazy elf until the end of his days, bored out of his mind. Well, Sirius would seriously have to take care of that, even if it was the last thing he'd do. As it turned out, it was. HP/Lotr.

Found to betrayed by his friends and family, Harry receives a special gift, a new life in a new world. Elfling Harry.

He doesn't know who he is, where he comes from or what happened to him. All he does know is that he's a child, he's in danger and his ears are pointed. What elfling has the ability to shift into a leopard cub and why does he have the name of an ancient race of elves? Cover belongs to Sakimichan!

For Harry Potter, the Battle of Hogwarts came to an end with a shocking turn of events. By some unknown force of magic, Harry finds himself on the desert planet of Tatooine where he encounters an exiled Jedi Master. Under the tutelage of this new teacher, Harry will become something the Empire is not prepared for. He will fight a new evil.

A boy becomes engrossed in stories of war, power, battles and perilous journeys. What would happen if he wished so much something snapped and he was where he wished to be, in the middle of the wonder he read about… will it be so wondrous after all. This is a Harry Potter/Game of Thrones crossover.

A true hero playing the game, the Game of Thrones and when you play the game, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

In his sixth year, Harry meets an unexpected visitor at school and not only does she like him, but she can help him beat Voldemort. (for those that care about 'ships, Harry/sorta-OC)

Sometimes all it takes is a high speed ball of iron to knock some sense into you. Two-shot.

After a party, Harry and Hermione discusses the direction their lives are going in.

When the chips are down and you've got no one else left who do you call? Not Harry Potter if you want results.

Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.

Here's a little one shot: Harry is betrayed by someone close to him. He doesn't go to King's Cross but somewhere less familiar and meets three people who he has always longed to speak with. Harry is given a choice: does he go back and change everything or does he move on? Rated M just because...

Voldemort has risen once more! Harry Potter and his friends must battle the forces of Darkness, a corrupt Ministry and a Headmaster who has plans of his own. Starts during summer before 5th year, and features proactive Marauding/Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe as there will be violence, language and suggestive themes. Title needs work and am accepting suggestions for new one.

Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't let go. There are a lot of twists and turns along with several surprises thrown in. Basically a story of two people who have lost too much and need something new and fun in their lives. Harry/Andi/?

Nothing but the sweet, humourous, AU romances of Harry and Hermione. Anything from K to M rating. First chapter is M; everything after is pretty tame. Please enjoy and review.

What if Harry decides to screw everyone's plans? This story starts at his trial. Warning, he is rich and powerful! This was just something that popped into my head. I am trying to just write everything from Harry's point of view. My writing skill isn't the highest, so prepare yourself for grammar mistakes.

Harry, Hermione and Luna go into the past to win a war they lost. First though, they have to ensure the other war ends like it's supposed to. Lunar Harmony, James/Lily, Xeno/Celeste, Frank/Alice, Sirius/Amelia, Remus/?

My take on Blood Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge. Waking up hungover sucks, but waking up hungover and married? Life just got even more complicated for Harry Potter.

When Daphne expresses her insecurities, Harry decides to prove to her that she's just as wonderful and sexy as the day he married her. He didn't expect his two teenage daughters and his wife's best friend to want the same treatment. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.

Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED

When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.

They say there are many things a wizard shouldn't do while ridiculously drunk; flying, apparition, and testing unknown spells just to name a few. But as the BWL just learned, listening to one of your equally as drunk godfather's 'brilliant ideas' is another one of the things you just shouldn't do. DISCONTINUED