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The best of oneshots. Featuring: LEJP, RLNT, HPGW, HPDM, ABTT and other random ones.ABTT means Tonks's parents... If you find good oneshots about ABTT let me know since I don't have many. Also, please forgive any nononeshots on the C2: I was either halfasleep when I put them in or when they really were oneshots and then became multichaptered without telling me... |
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Day in Hell in the Life of Remus J Lupin by FairyTale reviews
Lie low at Lupin's for a while'. Only Dumbledore never asked for Remus' consent when he uttered those fateful words. And Sirius Black surely isn't the world's easiest flatmate. For Eva
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Sirius B., Percy W. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Serious Misunderstanding by jncar reviews
Sirius helps Remus and Tonks overcome a misunderstanding that threatens to ruin their relationship before it even gets started. Set in August during OoTP. Part of the Marauders Redux universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Catching Up by Siriusgirl1 reviews
Takes place during the summer after Harry's 4th Year at school. Sirius and Remus meet up again after some time. Can they just depend on the strength of their friendship in the past? Or is that bond not enough to help the two friends, now almost completely
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hermione is Getting Married by Wild Magelet reviews
RemusTonks. T'was the night before Remus Lupin's birthday and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... Largely because all of the women were at Hermione's hen's night. And it looked set to be a memorable evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Proper Instruction by emeraldine087 reviews
When Harry Potter is snubbed by his girlfriend for being a sloppy kisser, he decides to take matters into his own hands, seeking instruction from the stud in the person of Draco Malfoy. Problem is...Draco doesn't know he is actually teaching Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Magic of a Half Eaten Box of Chocolates by Realmer06 reviews
When he thought about it, Neville found that he could define his relationship with Hannah Abbott through three key moments. He hopes to add a fourth to the mix, but unfortunately, his proposal isn't going as planned. A Reviews Lounge Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Mimbulus Mimbletonia, how Neville gets his girl by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
Neville/Hannah one-shot. My first Neville story! Set in the 7th year and following the Battle of Hogwarts. DH spoilers. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Dogs and Quaffles and Hoops? by pal411 reviews
Sirius finally decides to give Harry THE talk yes its cliched but there's a twist to this one so give it a shot. Rating is because of references to sex. Reviews are welcome and thrived on. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Whoever catches the bouquet by Faithful Wheezy reviews
You know how the saying goes. If you catch the bouquet, you marry next. Also, everyone seems to forget to lock their bathroom doors... A Ron and Hermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelve Years, Three Months, and Five Days by Sugarquill824 reviews
The biggest moment in Ron and Hermione's relationship. Ron wants to pop the question, but can he get over his anxiety long enough to do so? One shot. Rating for Ron's mouth, as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sleeping BeaYouPeopleAreMadty by Meltha reviews
Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Questions & Answers by Erra reviews
Ginny's 6th year is full of questions. What happens when Ginny doesn't know for certain the answers to the questions she wonders the most about? Set during Ginny's 6th year, while Harry is on the Horcrux hunt. Oneshot, H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Things Albus Potter has never told Anyone by Winterlude reviews
Well, it's simply what the title says: twenty random things Albus Severus Potter has never told anyone. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Lovers by seritha reviews
Harry and Ginny one shot as always. Harry helps out Ginny with her Patronus charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Of Hot Chocolate And Smiles by fairypixie3 reviews
HarryGinny one shotWhen Ron and Hermione's bickering becomes too much, Harry and Ginny escape on a friendly evening escapade. Or is it a bit more than friendly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What She Didn't Have by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
It was Helena Sutherland’s 18th birthday and she thought she had everything she wanted, until she saw him. Because what girl would not want Sirius Black? Rating’s for a reason everybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
I Wanna Make A Baby With You by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
James and Lily may argue about how certain things should be done, but at least they’re very in synch about how to make up again. Smut. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Worst Day of the Year by Love2Love reviews
Valentines Day is every male's most dreaded holiday but it might be the perfect time for Draco to confess his feelings to Harry. The public rejection that follows isn't part of his plan, and regreting it really isn't part of Harry's. Boys these days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Doe In Severus by Defying.Expectations reviews
Lily is getting married to James Potter tomorrow. Severus knows he only has one more chance to reach her before she's gone for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete