In the episode with Maki we discover that Yoji writes his name on his underwear. Ever wonder why? Pure 1:46 a.m cracksense

Now posted as one long chapter because i'm lazy, what the four Weiss members were thinking when they first met

Ever wondered about those Schwarz meetings where they appear to be floating in outer space? This is one explanation. Douglas Adams meets gratuitous videogame crossovers (specifically, Reno out of FF7) meets weirdness meets booze.

Omi goes to his brother for dating advice, Schwarz struggles to raise Nagi without killing him, a new assassin group appears, and then Ken's been watching the Smurfs... [crack fic... duh.]

What those adult men do behind closed doors is their own business. As long as it’s consensual and they keep Bombay out of it, I don’t have a problem with it.

“Jesus Aya, it’s not gonna come off if we don’t pull it!” Ken snapped.

Chapter Six! In which Brad and Schuldig puzzle over the eccentricities of the Takatori family.

Schwarz, Weiss, Chibi Torture, brilliant disguises, Sims, gay ensembles, bleachy goodness, garish bows, a hamsterful intermission, pink scrunchies and a gay prom.