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The best of oneshots. Featuring: LEJP, RLNT, HPGW, HPDM, ABTT and other random ones.ABTT means Tonks's parents... If you find good oneshots about ABTT let me know since I don't have many. Also, please forgive any nononeshots on the C2: I was either halfasleep when I put them in or when they really were oneshots and then became multichaptered without telling me... |
Today by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. The final battle comes, and Harry knows that today is different from every other day. Today, he is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer Spectacle by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which a young Harry Potter learns the trick to managing parents: keep them entertained, and they won't punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Good To Be Home by YoflamRettopReverof reviews
One Shot: After spending an intense week with his boyfriend's parents, Harry goes home...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Icy Capture by AutumnBreeze12 reviews
Side story to Return of the Parents. Ever wonder how Ice got in the pet shop where Harry found him? Well, here's your answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Magic'd Books and Courting by Werewindle reviews
Harry finds Draco's stash of trashy romance novels. He notices that in all the books, the two main character's names have been magically changed to Harold Porter and Drake Mayfly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The meaning of Christmas by Ashes of Stars reviews
Draco cannot get his head around the idea of Christmas and the happiness it contains, so when Harry finds out about his cyicism, can he entice Draco to enjoy himself this Christmas? Oneshot and a santa suit!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Word Play by Nothing is ever black-and-white reviews
Harry and Draco have a conversation about the English language...HPDM! It entertained me, so I couldn't help but write it. Have Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If You Were Gay by alonelyheart reviews
Draco has left his family, refusing to be a Death Eater, and has moved into Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. Just his luck to get to be roomates with Harry. Although the two have come to get along, Fred and George have some tricks up their sleeves. Comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Happy Life by alonelyheart reviews
Can you imagine how it would be like if Voldemort had been defeated, instead of just disappearing. This story tells about how Harry will have parents, how muggles and wizards are friends, and of course HOW DRACO AND HARRY WOULD GET TOGETHER!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Expectations by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Harry–Draco Summary: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! And Harry didn't expect to find Draco in his bed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing the Great Divide by Idamonae reviews
Harry and Draco have a row. Draco leaves the country and Harry follows to win him back. Featuring ClosetDom! Harry and UnapologeticallyBottom! Draco. Crack!Fic. MAJOR Holiday fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Midnight Stroll by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
Harry couldn't sleep because of the nightmares and decides to take a midnight stroll around Hogwarts however, he runs into Malfoy who is also stressed and unable to sleep and they seem to help each other out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Over the Edge by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
WARNING: SLASH! HD! VERY GRAPHIC SEX!Draco ends up pushing Harry over the edge! TWISTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry and Draco at the Movies by LadyKatie reviews
Harry and Draco critique the movie Brokeback Mountain. Slash. HD Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Condoms by Navy RavenLacra reviews
Ever noticed how slash authors never use condoms...? Harry and Draco tell us why! Cute randomness :]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Falling Out of Love by Marie Suzette reviews
Ginny Weasley is not having a good month, not at all. It started when she walked in on her fiancé with another man ... Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny; Formerly "Christmas Woes"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Point of View by Erik deSoir reviews
Ron talking about how he discovered Harry and Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Pure Semantics by Samayel reviews
Draco Malfoy finally wrangles a date with the elusive Harry Potter, and explains the significance of a single word's definition to a confused Theo Nott. HD PreSlash, Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by AoiGensou reviews
COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rubber Ducky of Doom by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Malfoy is taking too long in Prefects' bathroom and Harry is impatient to take his own bath. He barges in and decides that if Malfoy won't leave, he'll share. Hilarity and tension follow. Mild slash, HPB doesn't exist HPDM. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tiffany by louise4 reviews
There are certain constants at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: History of Magic is boring, Dumbledore is eccentric and Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy will fight." But will this always be the case. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sorting Hat Troubles by DeadAngel reviews
What if when Harry was sorted he had no prejudices against slytherin? Short oneshot HUMOR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Careful Who You're Caught With by Maxine-san reviews
A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't who he expected. Slash. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cure for Insomnia by dulosis reviews
Aurors Malfoy and McDonald are sent out with PostWar Trauma Healer Abbott to find escaped Auror Potter. He doesn’t want to return. HarryDraco, ONESHOT, mentions of het and femmeslash. PG13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete