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Founder: Opal Koboi and Emerald eyes - Stories: 708 - Followers: 4 - id: 30314
The best of oneshots. Featuring: LEJP, RLNT, HPGW, HPDM, ABTT and other random ones.ABTT means Tonks's parents... If you find good oneshots about ABTT let me know since I don't have many. Also, please forgive any nononeshots on the C2: I was either halfasleep when I put them in or when they really were oneshots and then became multichaptered without telling me... |
Harry Plays A Game by Blood White Panther reviews
Harry hears a rumour that Draco Malfoy is gay and he decides to try out a new Quidditch strategy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SEXTUMSEMPRA! by h0use-m0use reviews
This is what REALLY happened in moaning myrtle's bathroom in HBP! HPDM slash AU domDraco, hurtcomfort Mwahahahahah!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Awakening by retrograde6 reviews
HP/DM SLASH. One-shot fic. Draco feels sick in Potions, and collapses shortly thereafter. ''Do you mean to tell me, Potter, that you have been here for no less than *four* hours and... and you fell asleep waiting for me to wake up?''
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Candy Canes by bleedingxheart reviews
It’s Christmas Eve, and a zany decision of Dean’s results in Draco Malfoy realising how wonderful candy canes can really be. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Family by Dark Man's Girl reviews
Harry and Draco have three children. One of which comes home crying from Ron's house due to something Ron's son said to him. Oneshot HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy's Potter Dream by Xitai reviews
Draco Malfoy doesn't usually wake up in a muggle school with Harry, Ron and Hermione. And what happens when he arrives at Harry's house, which is full of Potter books, movies and internet sites? Hopefully it's just a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happy Go Lucky by Lillix Vail reviews
Draco and Harry have some fun in the potions classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We Have To Do WHAT Now? by jennifer snape reviews
Harry and Draco's reaction to their latest script. A spoof of my own stories! DracoHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect Like Potter by rekahneko reviews
Why is everyone always complaining to their potions professor? Poor Snape. oneshot, fluff, HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Ask Potter by treehouse reviews
Draco finds out about mistletoe the hard way. Harharhar HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Howler by RunningWithScissors-182 reviews
I always wondered what would have happened if Harry’s parents had been alive when Harry and Ron flew that car to school, especially if Sirius and Remus were at their house at the time. So consider this an AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/6/2004
Harry Potter and the Cold Hearted Bastard by TheSiner reviews
HP/DM, AU, no magic. Draco is a cold-hearted bastard until he finds a mysterious boy without memory who changes his life forever. Love, complicated personalities and unknown past. Repost with changed title. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,521 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Queer Eye for the Hogwarts Guy by SnowflakeGinny reviews
Hogwarts Fab Five and Ron are going to improve Harry and make him proper for his first big night with Ginny. what will come out this? one big fiasco! HPGW R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Half Veela and The Saviour by Twilight Magician24 reviews
[Oneshot] Draco makes a bet with his friends to seduce Harry and get him to say ' I love you' but falls in love in the process. Harry finds out about the bet. Will they get together? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Room of Requirement by zoomzoomzuppa reviews
Harry wants some time to study alone to become an Auror. Draco wants to get away from his friends for some needed 'alone time'. The Room of Requirement becomes quite handy. [One-Shot]-[HarryDraco]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pizza by Yazzy reviews
A short HarryDraco I wrote as payment for the pizza one of my friends bought me. Harry and Draco talk after arguing over what takeaway meal to get.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MOO 1: Straightfroward by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 1! [MOO...?] I'm jumping on the bandwagon, so here we go! DracoHarry: Harry [and Draco] deny their attraction so friends take matters into their own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caught With by SilentSleepingInTheCold reviews
Harry and Draco have been caught by Harry's nosey friends...Slashy..Very Slashy...Fluffyness. One Shot. DMHP -smacks self for this fanfic-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Spent Together by Ngo oi ney reviews
OneShot. Harry has to spend Christmas at Hogwarts once agian. All of his friends went home for the holiday. The only other student left at school is none other than Draco. a present for my best friend!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dignity by Samayel reviews
Draco is 'outed', and becomes ostracized by his former friends and old enemies alike. It's more than he can take, until Harry intervenes. HD Slash, Language, Angst, Suicide Attempt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lion and The Snake by EternusCaries1 reviews
Harry can't wait to try out his new animagus form...but what happens when he runs into a crying Draco in the Forbidden Forest? DracoHarry! MM! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Elevator by Chantal Flameshadow reviews
When Draco has a startling vision about his neighbor, a few fates collide quite literally...and with a vengeance. DMHP oneshot Might continue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Curses! by Riventhorn reviews
Harry and Draco accidentaly cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hot Pink High Heel Story by Liana-chan reviews
Oneshot. Draco gets stuck in a game of truth or dare. Blaise and Pansy are evil, and it doesn't end well for him. Prequel of a sorts for 'A Very Thin Line.' Preslash HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Late Night by andyfeltrad reviews
Slash. [HarryDraco] Harry and Draco watch a movie. Draco's confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete