Time has passed over Konoha since The Akatsuki attacked. Ten years had passed and they soon went into a state of stasis. Whether hiding or regathering their strength, is not known. However, a new enemy is rising. An enemy, with a more destructive goal....

Pein is now holding Auditions for Akatsuki. Rated M for lots of crackfic and wtf type humor. Warning: Contains many spoilers

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Due to a recent decrease of missions, Konoha has become a dull village. Eager to liven things up, Kakashi and Jiraiya distribute a powerful aphrodisiac throughout Konoha that causes the villagers to experiment with and fulfill their hidden sexual desires

Tsunade has given her life to protect Sasuke from Orochimaru. ROOT has taken over with Danzou and seeks to destroy the ideals and everything that Konoha has ever stood for. Will the elite Jounin and the Konoha 11 stand for it? Of course not...

Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.