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The best of oneshots. Featuring: LEJP, RLNT, HPGW, HPDM, ABTT and other random ones.ABTT means Tonks's parents... If you find good oneshots about ABTT let me know since I don't have many. Also, please forgive any nononeshots on the C2: I was either halfasleep when I put them in or when they really were oneshots and then became multichaptered without telling me... |
Unusual Punishment by sirius in chains reviews
ONESHOT / Snape leaves Malfoy in charge of Harry's detention. What will the two come up with to pass time in the dungeons? HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brash and Bitter by drowning goldfish reviews
postOotP. 'Harry blinked. He blinked again. Ginny – calm, collected Ginny – gave him an expectant look. He was stiff as a board and he had never blushed so hard in his life. He felt rather 'sure that at any given moment he was going to spontaneously comb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Only by LunarArtemis reviews
Lily is bored one night and who just happens to be available? Lily and James find themselves in a situation where the sexual tension can be cut with a knife on James' bed! 7th year!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
At The Beginning by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
The day Lupin & Tonks meet for the first time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Unstable by FallenMystery reviews
They start out as first years... then they hate each other... then they're married and Lily's pregnant and emotionally unstable! Yet again another fluffy oneshot! Well, until Voldemort shows up, anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hair and Broccoli by Lavamad reviews
Broccoli, that evil green sprout doesn't deserve Lily, how dare he try to take over James' place in Lily's heart, who is only really in love with his hair which he doesn't deserve. LJ. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lamenting a Missing Husband by Autumn Amethyst reviews
LJ Oneshot. She could hardly look at Harry anymore. His little wisps of black hair, now fuller and messier than when he was a newborn, reminded Lily too much of James. Where was James?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
While You Were Out by Ron reviews
He came home with roses, never expecting rain, never suspecting the truth. "There's something you need to know. I was going to tell you, but... James, there's another man in my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/20/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2001
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2001
Invictus by caithream reviews
In which Lily tells James she's pregnant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mistakes by pinkdigi reviews
There are the things you can't take back, and then there are the things you shouldn't. [HG oneshot, postHBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Phoenix Song by kissaimee reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts after the defeat of Voldemort and visits the White Tomb. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Leaves by nerdynikki0206 reviews
James watches as his wife and son play in the autumn leaves. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brighter Than Sunshine by rockstar-101 reviews
James gives up on Lily but Lily doesn't give up on James. Songfic to Brighter Than Sunshine by Aqualung...oneshot pename changed,used to be socal4ever
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Putting the Dog to Bed by KatieBell70 reviews
Tonks puts her foot in her mouth and Remus feels the need to set the record 'straight.' Bad pun intended
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Helping Hands by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT][Oneshot]Lupin comes home one night and finds that he's not going to be alone for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
All on Black by thirty2flavors reviews
Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius and Regulus' separate sortings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hello, Princess by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
A five year old Nymphadora Tonks meets her Aunt in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2006 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
My favourite Teacher by vain-princess reviews
James POV - his thoughts about his favourite teacher...a certain redhead who goes by the name of Lily...RR please[mild depression warning]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Blueberry Pie Incident by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
."Right. So what do Lily Evans, blueberry pie and Professor Binns have to do with each other? Fortunately for me, everything." James relates the infamous tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Schmooky by alaisiaga reviews
James is easily distracted by shiny things, Quidditch, and Lily Evans. She sits in front of him in Charms, which raises such interesting questions as: will James ever pay attention to Professor Flitwick? and, most importantly, what shampoo does Lily use?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cuddling by NatiFcs28 reviews
Ooh, the merits of cuddling! LilyJames, oneshot, MWPP era, PG13. Note: Now that I'm roughly 8 years older, there is some derogatory language I no longer approve of. I proudly support the LGBT community, and I can only apologize for things I said when I was young and wrongly taught.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Petunia Meets Potter by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
While on Christmas Break at the Evans House, Petunia confronts James about Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete