Detective Sergeant Sally Donovan of New Scotland Yard seemed to believe that actions only had consequences for other people. She was mistaken.

There's very little that can daunt John and Sherlock.

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.

At the ages of 5 and 8, Sherlock's family moves in next door to John's. This follows them through some key events from that moment until the beginning of A Study in Pink. "They spend most nights talking to each other about everything and nothing, and often times will get so caught up in their conversation that they forget to sleep."

Five things John wished he had known before he signed the lease to 221B. Or, the reason why John may very well be loosing his mind. Did you know Sherlock irons? A humorous look at domestic life on Baker Street.

Mycroft seems to have lost his brother, but Sherlock just wants to read. Sherlock is 6 and Mycroft is 13.

Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...

John gets irritated when Anderson and the other Yarders call Sherlock names. Sherlock is pleasantly surprised that the doctor gets so angered on his behalf. S/J established.

Lestrade returns to the office and finds DI Dimmock at his desk following the events of "The Blind Banker." One-shot.

"I don't want your opinion on the matter, Sherlock." "Obviously you do or otherwise you would stop insisting I meet every woman who sets your libido going."

"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.

Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?

Oddly enough, it seemed like this time, Sherlock had been kidnapped for no other reason than to pressure John. In other words, this had nothing to do with him. Really, this on top of the blow to the head was enough to make him dizzy. One chapter one-shot.

Lestrade and the other policemen/women didn't believe Sherlock had a friend. Too bad he actually has a boyfriend. NOT cannon, John already knew Sherlock before leaving to fight in Afghanistan. Slash; Sherlock/John. Please read and review!

"Check mate, Sherlock." Moriarty purred into the man's ear. Even over the wind, the man's words were easy to hear. The wind curved around Sherlock, sending an involuntary shiver down his spin from the cold of the rooftop. "I wouldn't say 'check mate' as such, not yet at least. I'd say 'check', if anything" Sherlock drawled.

AU one shot. In a world where each person has a daemon, an animal manifestation of their soul, and one true Partner each, even a high-functioning sociopath has a Partner. Please read and review! Johnlock.

"Your whole plan hinged on the fact that I would face you alone. That I would be alone. That no one would believe me or trust me anymore." Sherlock jumped down from the ledge and began circling Moriarty. "You didn't count on me still believing him." AU ending to the confrontation on the rooftop in the Reichenbach Fall. Please read and review.

Magic!AU. John Watson is an ancient Warlock in the 21st Century. It was only a matter of time before Sherlock found out, whether he wanted him to or not. John/Sherlock

Sherlock was always careful about words. John thinks about diction. Post-Reichenbach; spoilers.

Almost three years into the Hiatus, Sherlock gets really ill. One night, desperate and hallucinating, he calls John. But Moran is still out there, and closing in. Eventual S/J, background established Mystrade, and some strong language. Adult themes.

John's first priorities upon walking into a situation were triage and threat assessment. It was only after those were taken care of that he allowed himself to consider why Sherlock was holding a gun on Mrs. Hudson's attacker with his left hand.

John thought his date had gone very well. That was until Sherlock cast events in a new light.