Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

John/Sherlock. He would really like to impress her. She's Sherlock's mum, after all.

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

So John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Together as a couple - officially. How will everyone react to that? Gratuitous humor and fluff mingled with crime-scenes and deductions. Will include Mrs. Hudson,Molly,Mycroft, The Yarders, blog readers and more! Sequel to Getting Tedious. *On Hiatus*

Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.

Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.

"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."

John isn't the most eloquent of men.

Stuck in a daycare centre, Sherlock, for the first time, is bothered by the fact that neither he nor his brother are particularly normal.

Three years after Sherlock's death and John isn't sure he can take it anymore.

"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"

AU: 17 Year Old Sherlock is committed to Wellington Asylum, after a failed suicide attempt, by his Guardian and Brother, Mycroft. Does salvation lie within the madhouse, or will he descend past the point of sanity?

AU where John and Sherlock are entered in the Hunger Games.

Prompt-fic Sherlockbbc-fic : Mycroft gets roped into a bachelor auction. Terrified nobody will bid on him, he begs Sherlock via text: 'Please save me from this; bid on me, and I will do anything you ask me to do.' Lestrade receives the text instead.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked

"I wish you would stop that." Sherlock grumbles. "Stop what?" "Telling everyone... that we're not a couple!" The boys aren't fooling anyone and this constant denial is getting tedious. Why can't they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else?

Jim Moriarty likes to play with his toys before he breaks them. Sherlock/Moriarty and some Johnlock. SLASH. Rated M for Moriarty: general insanity, manipulation, violence. Post-Hound, pre-Reichenbach.

Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...

NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be