Whn the cat's away the mouse will hire a hooker. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU-AH, ExB, Lemon, language

The Bro Code. It's simple. There are certain girls off limits. Your bro's ex, the girl he wants, and his sister. How hard can that be? Edward finds out just how hard. ExB - Rated M for lemons and language.

Bella is sexually frustrated, extremely so since she and Edward have agreed to wait. When Edward is away Bella decides to take matters into her own hands, only to discover she can't bring herself to finish. What happens when Edward walks in? OOC/lemons

sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R

just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!

all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.

all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.

Bella surprises Edward one day after work. He responds by letting his dominant nature take over. From Edward's POV.

To my delight, she boarded this bus. As I prayed, I heard her walk up the stairs. Finally, I saw a very gorgeous heart-shaped face. She had long brown hair tied neatly together and hypnotic chocolate brown eyes. Edward and Bella. All Human. LEMONS!

Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.

When Edward feels like he's lacking in the sack, he turns to big brother Emmett for some pointers. Bella reaps the benefits.

Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!

Bella and Edward have been friends with benefits for years, but for some reason he has started avoiding her. Rumors start flying that she's been seeing Jacob. What happens when Edward's jealousy takes over? Why is he trying to stay away now?

NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA

ON OFFICIAL HIATUS! After BD, Rather OOC and AU. Bella and Edward decide to take a month-long second honeymoon to explore both their new mansion and their sex life. What can they do in 31 days? Warning: Lemons galore starting w/ ch.2 ! BxE

What if Edward couldn't deny Bella anymore, if he gave in to his desire. A one shot to show what happens when Edward loses control. I do not own any of these characters, they all belong to Stephenie Meyer

All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.

When Bella is feeling like her sex life is becoming repetitive, Alice and Rosalie provide her a 'schedule' of new things to try in the bedroom with Edward. Rated for lemons. THOUGH THIS IS NOT FINISHED, I CANNOT CONTINUE WITH IT. SORRY GUYS.

Critically acclaimed third installment to the WPT series! Read that story on my page first or you won't really understand. LOTS of drama in this one now. TONS of lemons. Unashamed of lemons. Rated M for lemons and language used in further chapters...

A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.

Edward and Bella relax the boundaries of their relationship. Pure fluffy lemons, and my very first fiction so feedback is much appreciated! Disclaimer - I don't own Edward and Bella, I'm just borrowing them!

Edward and Bella are alone for one week. Edward wants to push the physical boundaries, can he do it without losing control and killing her?

When Edward and Bella go to an assembly, Bella does something to turn Edward on, purposefully? Edward loses his temper in next chapter! 'Dark Edward returns' Rated M for Mature content*hint hint*!

A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU

Edward is the new teacher at Forks, and Bella is his student. He has his eyes on her, but Tanya enters and things get a little messy. Bella has to much pride to admit shesin love with her english teacher. EXB? EXT? rated M. Full summary inside.