Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.

Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.

L calls an important meeting. Crack ensues. Spoilers for real name's and ending of series. T for language.

Because there are so many what-ifs in Death Note.

From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.

When Matt starts rhyming... well, it's a wonder Mello doesn't just shoot the prat where he stands. Homage to Dr. Seuss, with a very Matt-like twist... No really. Why doesn't Mello just shoot him already?

A parody within a parody. A certain extractor teaches L the finer points of Mary-Sues and satire. Contains possibly offensive material. L/Cobb; inspired by Inception. One-shot.