How many different ways can one girl say no? A record of some of Lily's finest refusals. 28 and counting. Rated for one small little swear word.

You guys dance circles around each other. Ellyn's wrong. I don't dance circles around anybody. Especially not James. What I didn't know was that she wasn't being figurative. She was being literal. Now I have to deal with what happened when we danced.

AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.

Lily talks to Snuffles, Snuffles talks to James, Lily talks to Severus, & James gets embarrassed. A fluffy little thing. Complete! Pre-OotP!

Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]

I'm sure I'm having my midlife crisis early. Twenty years early. Honestly, who goes from being a popular Quidditch player, to a Ministry worker marrying a woman who believes they should name their unborn son Wattie? [Hormonal Teenage Marauder Sequel R&R]

Based on the movie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Lily is tired of James asking her out, so when the suggestion comes up of dating him and driving him away, she does just that. But what if she actually starts to fall for him in the process?

I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.

Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE

Prequel to A Lily Story. Before they were Harry's eyes, they belonged to Lily. This is her world, where pranks, gardens, necklaces, uncles, Dark Marks, and several infuriating Gryffindor boys reside.

The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.

ONESHOT. It's strange, the power that two small words can have. LilyJames romance. RR please!

So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]

Lily Evans decides that she really would rather NOT implode. [A SuperSpy OneShot]

Lily and James share some moments during various thunderstorms. [Twoshot so far]

Lily and James haven't seen each other for a few years and when they run in to each other again things turn passionate. What happens when James has to leave? Will they meet again? Please Read and Review!

What was the infamous prank that earned Lily Evans her first detention and finally gave James Potter the girl? And how does a lawnmower, fabric softener, and pudding fit in? The event which paved the way to Snow Angels. A long oneshot.

Ideas for operation: Write mysterious note full of romantic poetry – “THERE IS NO WAY I’M WRITING POETRY, ALICE!” In which lovesick Lily stresses, becomes a laughing stock and fails writing romantic poetry to a particular marauder… LJ LONG ONESHOT

If it wasn't Evans, he'd call it off and let them stew in it. He'd snog her senseless and be done with the whole thing. [JamesLily. Marauders era]

ONESHOT. James Potter finds himself the victim of a rather unusual abduction. RR Please!

She could be irritable when he provoked her. Or completely tore her heart out. One or the other . . . . . Lily was moved. Completely and utterly stunned

It's Lily Evans final year at Hogwarts. Her world's turned upside down when she meets the handsome and steamy new DADA professor, James Potter. In turn she decides to play her game of seduction on him but what happens when it's not a game anymore? UPDATED

Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.