Actual title: "The Course of Promiscuity Showed Little Care for Public Transport," but there isn't enough space, so... To Germany, the train was supposed to be a means of transportation. To Italy, the train was a perfect place for sex.

Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Also known as "Painting Berlin." For Cameron Kennedy.

Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."

Italy gazed at the stained glass with dead eyes. "I wonder which hurts more: hanging from your hands and dying for days, or having your heart shattered and surviving it for centuries afterward..."