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Tea Bagging Twilight

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Founder: Pavarti - Stories: 13 - Followers: 0 - id: 88847

Read the title, you get the idea.
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500-1000 words of your most ridiculous lemon
Word Count is not strict
Plot is irrelevant
Must involve some Oolong Tea!

18+ only - Stories Due 2/1
The winner will be chosen by ME
If we get enough entries perhaps we'll also have some voting

Traffic Jam by Donniluvsgaston reviews

A one shot that I wrote for the Pineapple contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Jacob

Wipeout by up2late reviews

Entry for The Pineapple Awards: Best of the Worst Lemons. Surfer dude Jake is physically off the beach but mentally he's still riding the surf. O/S It goes without saying... LEMON!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

The Fur Burger Meets Two Jive Sausages by PantsAreForLosers reviews

Bella is forty. She's desperate. Her two gay bff's want to help her out. Entry for The Pineapple Awards!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward

Crispy by Jackie K Paper reviews

This is my entry for The Pineapple Awards – The Best of the Worst Lemons. The goal is to write a bad/ridiculous/unsexy lemon. This is my ridiculousness. It may have a high gross-out factor . . . or not . . . I guess it depends on your taste in fics.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tyler, Lauren - Complete

The Tent Scene SMeyer Didn't Want You to See by tiffaninichole reviews

I seriously can't think of a summary for this. It's bad. An entry for the Pineapple Awards. Read at your own risk.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bella

One Lump or Two? by little furry cannibals reviews

A drabble for a tea contest. The summary is vague. If you're lost, I highly recommend you just don't read. No tea was harmed in any way while writing this.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete

Arbor Day by sfiddy reviews

Entry for Pavarti's Teabagging Twilight contest. Yep...that's it. M only for subject matter and language.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jacob - Complete

Fourth Floor by Donniluvsgaston reviews

This is a O/S for the official "tea bagging contest". Rated M for mature. You have been warned.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete

Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC by audreyii-fic reviews

Bella has the worst conversation of her life. Written for the Teabagging Twilight contest. Crack!fic. Vaguely OOC Charlie. A hint of Jacob/Bella.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete

Warm Like Honey by RockSteady54 reviews

One-shot entry written for the FIRST EVER "Tea Bagging Twilight Awards" contest. If you don't know what Tea Bagging means, you shouldn't be reading this. Rated for hot citrusy goodness. AH/AU

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete