This is based off of a comic I saw. In which Steve asks Tony a question, and Tony gives an interesting answer...

It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)

In case you needed to kill me, but you can't. I know, I've tried. I got low, I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. Trigger warning, attempted suicide.

Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.

Thor, attempting to locate the rest of the Avengers, must navigate New York City on foot! During his travels, he is introduced to a phrase much loved by mortals, but totally unfamiliar to the crown prince of Asgard! Rated for insane foul language.

Clint Barton is newly transferred to Marvel University where he now shares a dorm with four of the strangest roommates he has ever had. What sort of crazy things will they get up to? Enter the Avenger's Mansion and find out! AU

Clint and Tony whump! the two are sent on a trip to Amsterdam, but never make it so far before they are attacked mid-air. Tony must keep Clint alive, even if it means draining his ARC until he's dead. THIS STORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN! SAY WA? This now officially follows the awesome story arc of the others. enjoy the changes!(109,499 readers to date!)

Because a team isn't found, it's made. A series of oneshots portraying all of the significant moments that brought the Avengers closer together.

Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.

"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.

"Are you sure this is safe?" - They say yes, but of course nothing is safe when our favorite science bros get together. Bruce and Tony centric, science-buddy-friendship-love but no slash. Ch. 2 up!

in the Avengers household. Tony tries to wind up Bruce. Bruce tries to read the paper. Clint inadvertently stood up Natasha and can think of nothing to do but hide. And Steve accomplishes what Tony's been trying to do from the start. Total crackfic.

'No, he thought, thank you. For helping me to understand.' Post credits. A quick, introspective one shot about Dr. Bruce Banner's new life after Loki's attack. Bruce/Tony sciencebros, but mostly Bruce.

Bruce wakes up to find Tony nearly dead. There is only one person who could be at fault. Himself. Tony/Bruce friendship or pre-slash

Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.

In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.

Tony is kidnapped - Bruce isn't happy. Neither is the Hulk. Pepper, JARVIS and Black Widow sideline. Chaos ensues.

Tony Stark has faced kidnappers before. He may only be four years old, but his new friends are strong and brave, and together they can take on any monster…even the ones that come from within. And oddly enough, this is not an AU. Coulson probably wishes it were.

Steve returns to Stark Tower after the Avengers have gone their separate ways only to find his friend's son drinking away the nightmares. There is more to Tony Stark than he might have originally thought. Oneshot. R&R

Sequel to "Bungle in the Jungle." The boys are blowing off some steam while they heal. Rated for language.

There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.

Coulson brings the team home. Also AKA the one where Fury is tired of the team getting abducted. Featuring: deranged!Natasha, loopy!Tony, violent!Thor, unconscious!Banner, holey!Clint, and very unfortunate!Steve. Challenge response. No spoilers.

In which Clint takes a leap, but not one of faith, Tony saves the day with a little help from Clint, they fight mud-monsters which may or may not be golems, and the weather absolutely sucks. Whump and mayhem, as usual. No spoilers.

Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.

Recovery is never just physical. No slash.