Itachi's gone blind due to the overusage of Mangekyou and was defeated by his brother. Sasuke married Sakura and is going to revive his clan. Happy end? Not likely. ItaSasuSaku in all variations

Sequel to ‘How Itachi Turned To The Dark Side’. Join Itachi and Kisame on their quest in search of the Nine Zucchini Tailed Fox Demon. SasuNaru?

Plain humor. Are you having relationship problems? Maybe Aunty Itachi can help you!

A Konoha Village short. Itachi & Kisame deliver presents! Tsunade and Orochimaru sing carols! Sasuke is a grinch! Happy Holidays!

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

When the man who killed your entire family shows up at your door happy as a clam...what's a guy to do? revised

Itachi writes a book called Sexy Itachi's guide to Love and Romance. What happens if this book is passed around? Chaos, of course!

Kisame and Itachi get a lame assignment to visit Orochimaru's theme park and decide to make the most of it. Now with Sound Love and Part V. Sasuke suffers the humilation of a lifetime.

Sakura's heart is broken because Sasuke didn't choose her. Itachi is taking a walk. ItachiXSakura (Now Revised and Reditted for the one year anniversary)

Itachi and Kisame go through a day of grocery shopping and information gathering.

Why did Itachi slaughter his whole clan? Not the answer that you're thinking of. Read this one shot to find the real reason behind why Itachi turned to the dark side

Kisame has a cat. Itachi has a dog. Cute? Hardly. Akatsuki members with animal issues. What's not to love? Purposely OOC

The classic Christmas song re-written for a very ninja Christmas! And to finish out the set of songs is Chapter 7, making this collection COMPLETE!

Maybe he's not that much like me, after all he's just a shrimp...Little does he know, what I had in store for him, from the moment he was born...

self explanatory, eh?

Itachi´s ice cream addicted, Kisame falls inlove with Sakura and The Uchiha brothers perverted five year old cousin comes back from the dead...and so on...(warning!bad language)...oc

Some speculations on the real reason Itachi decided to murder the Uchiha clan and desert his village. This is a humorous editorial that hopefully has a bit of truth in it.

A short and humerous tale of the events after Itachi and Kisame fight Kakashi, asuma, keruini and maitogai.

A poem dedicated to the hatrid the Uchiha brothers share.

kind of a newspaper article i wrote about itachi.R & R plz.

20 letters Sasuke and Itachi have sent to each other.