Don't let the title get you, this has nothing to do with Lemmony...whatever: a series of Unfortunate events. It almost has nothing to do with Unfortunate events...most of the events are fortunate.....errrr.....yeah...you'll see what we mean...

What happens when you make ninjas act out The Lion King? Bleeding ears... curtseying... you just gotta read it.

Dr. Katz will be treating Naruto characters for their mental illnesses. Follows the format of the show Dr. Katz. Ever wondered what type of stand-up material a Naruto character would make? This is the answer.

All the girls love Sasuke. They'd do anything to get his attention, but what happens if Ino and Sakura are somehow convinced Sasuke likes chubby girls? Madness and hilarity, that's what.

Neji, Sasuke, Lee, and Naruto discover the horrors of following the girls to the mall. One-shot!

So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!

The one and only Gai thinks of a way for the genins to complete their training. Home economics!

Guess. It's raining outside and everyone's stuck in a karaoke bar, when Gai decides to lighten things up by setting up karaoke! R&R

Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!

Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?

More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!