"You know what they say. When you can't be with the one you love..." "Bone your roommate on the side?" Kind of Crenny. Kind of Crendy. Hints of Style.

There's one thing that makes this crappy job worthwhile. Crenny oneshot. Contains no lemons, but does have limes. A whole crate of them! Plus some strawberries and maraschino cherries.

Kenny x Craig - Of all the people Kenny wanted to see at that moment, Craig was one of those he wanted to see the least. What the hell was he doing here anyway?

"Come on, Craig! It'll be no fun without you!" "It'll be no fun with me. Prom is just a stupid, shallow, over-rated end-of-year dance that girls—and Clyde, evidently—spend way too much money on dresses for."

Craig's been very bad, and he needs to be punished.

When Craig agreed to go to a party with Kenny, he hadn't realised what Kenny's motives were. Craig/Kenny, Craig/Bebe friendship.

... never felt like home. CraigKenny

It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.