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Founder: AAklid - Stories: 248 - Followers: 0 - id: 78437
The best written Naruto fics I can find. Naruto paired with anyone but Sakura, Tenten, Ino, Hinata, Anko, Temari, or Kurenai, except in harems, although they will still be rare. Mostly humour or adventure fics. Includes crossovers. *Note, not all fics have pairings* |
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 352 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 180 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 274 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 258 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 239 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 275 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Legend of the Gutsy Ninja by BlueGlass54 reviews
Early in Naruto's life. Kushina is able to be with and care for her son for a brief time. This causes him to have a new dream and takes the ninja world down a path no one could have predicted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 812 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin U. - Complete