BEING REWRITTEN! This version is now up for adoption. Summary: Divinity, pretty girls, dimensional travel. Just a few of the things one gets when a young Naruto is given a literal Deus Ex Machina.

Feared all over the land for his legendary strength and merciless nature, Kyuubi no Kitsune needs the company of no one. So why is it that he now finds himself in possession of one hyperactive blonde human child?

Kyuubi. Naruto. Reluctant friends at first, soon they even have Kami joining them in a deal. But that doesn't mean they're not dicks, right? ONESHOT

Oneshot. Heavy Lemon Fic. Naru/FemKyuu. Naruto gives in to Kyuubi and gives her a real body that will last, not just a kage bunshin.

Sometimes, the Kyuubi and Naruto share dreams. Let's look in on one of those times. NaruXFemKyu

Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale

after Naruto fails the gennin exams he finds the Death Note Ryuk dropped to see what an idiot would do with the notebook... too bad being an idiot is just a mask...

AU. There are worse prices to pay for what he wanted. Sometimes, those prices are the better choice.-Title changed

Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..

Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.

AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Kyuubi always had the proverbial raincloud floating over his head. Can he survive the boredom of his imprisonment by helping his container? No Yaoi. Narutox?

Collection of one-shots featuring Narutox? Pairings, where ' stands for a girl from another anime/manga/movie, etc... Review and leave your suggestions! No Yaoi!

During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?

Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!

Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.