The story of two unlikely people falling in love... Then out of love... Then back in. Can Detective Maximum Ride and Fang Diekman find a way to make it work while trying to dodge bullets-literally- and solve the case that brought them together? R&R

You know the typical cliches, Lissa being a slut, Brigid being a cougar, Max the new kid, Fang the emotionless rock and yet suddely declare his love for Max. Well, I decided to do a parody to show how ridiculous these cliches are. WARNING: BIZZARE CONTENT

Set about four years after MR3. Max goes into near depression without her best friend, basically. Been working on it for a while and finally decided to post. Still writing. First time posting story, but not first fan fic. Enjoy and review, please.

Have you ever had 3 people ask to marry you? I have. And it's not fun. First, Sam left me for Frogs; Fang pops "the question" after 45 minutes. Sam returns and asks me to marry him. And Fang's roommate proposes when he kidnaps me on a trip to Europe. FAX!

Maximum Ride: a black belt with a quick temper and an even quicker tongue. Fang Riley: a street fighter nicknamed Shadow, and known for his deadly silence. Put them together and you have one heck of a story. FAX. No wings. Continued by me.

Max Ride has a complicated life. What happenes when a new neighbor moves in? It get's worse. Max and her new best friend have funny adventures ahead of them. Will Love be one of them? Fax, Eggy, Nari. All human

Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.