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Founder: PuzzleBug - Stories: 82 - Followers: 1 - Staff: 2 - id: 29798
Collection of amusing oneshot and short fics.

Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 245 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 896 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Canon by Priya Ashok reviews
A completed fic about a Harry whose sense of self preservation is greater than Canon. A Harry who is smarter and thinks more. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Complete
Dobby's Warning by The Unusual Suspect reviews
A light hearted attempt at finding out what would have happened if Harry had listened to Dobby in his second year. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, then this is not for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You must be Joking by udderpd reviews
Harry is not amused when his name comes out of the 'Goblet of Fire'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
The Leaving Feast by udderpd reviews
Harry makes a decision and when he tells Hermione Luna tags along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Letter by udderpd reviews
A Gringotts letter made it through Dumbledore's owl redirect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Happiness Contract by udderpd reviews
Before that fateful Halloween Harry's mother called on the Gods to make him happy; Staring - Harry Hermione Daphne Luna Susan Hannah Tracey and the Patil twins. They soon realise that it takes equallity and stability to be Happy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,671 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HP Where's There's the Will by udderpd reviews
This takes place directly after the train leaves for Hogwarts at the end of book seven which is required reading. I have decided to add some more so it is not complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 520 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 481 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
Nothing Works by Xelan reviews
Albus has always meddled in things that were none of his business, but now he finds himself in over his head in the face of Fate and Hermione Granger. Meddle not in the affairs of Hermione Granger, for you are old and have a heart condition. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Fantical Lunacy by Xelan reviews
Sequel to Delusions of Granger. Takes place where Delusions left off. Ron has his sights set on Luna and Neville will have to intervene. Mild to moderate Ron Bashing ahead. Inspired by the wonderful folks at Seel'vor's Fanfiction group. H/Hr and LL/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Luna L., Neville L.
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 276 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Good News by Xelan reviews
A/U. Ron has been traveling trying to find himself for over a year. Now he has some good news that he's sure Hermione will want to hear. If he can find her, that is. Mild to Moderate Ron bashing ahead. H/Hr. NOT an Affair Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 210 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 485 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 253 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A crazy idea that might just work by IveGotNoIdea reviews
At the begging of the hunt for horcruxes Harry came up with a crazy idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizard Down by Grant Larceny reviews
I just hacked Scholastic's servers and downloaded parts of book 7 that she has completed. This is a cut and paste of the final battle. Don't blame me for the results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 293 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 341 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us by ThePlatinumLotus reviews
AU After the war Harry & Ginny found out a plan 2 force them 2 marry.The problem is Harry's gay & Ginny's in love with someone else.What happens when evryone realizes they're already married?Dumbledore bashing,Weasley bashing & possible Mione bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,203 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beneath The Skin by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
After meeting with Selkies, Harry wonders if there is something different about him. When he goes looking, and finds his answer, he realizes that he can never stay in the Wizarding World, as a human, because nothing can keep his kind from the sea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 241 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Dumbles gets caught by Aealket reviews
Don't you hate the fact that Dumbledore seems to get away with just about anything? Not this time. This is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
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