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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 03-17-06
Founder: PuzzleBug - Stories: 82 - Followers: 1 - Staff: 2 - id: 29798
Collection of amusing oneshot and short fics.

Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 13,668 - Follows: 3,569 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Killing Ron by Dalwyn reviews
Ron Weasley has had a series of near fatal accidents lately. Or are they accidents at all? Unrepentant Ron bashing. Some Weasley bashing. H/Hr. Brief mention of femslash SB/HA , and the possibility of poly HP/HG/SB/HA .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 552 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Master of Time and Fate by Rohata reviews
What if there was a secret to the hallows no one knew about. Harry learns the true nature of the Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Six Months Later by Rohata reviews
Six months after the final battle, things change. Betrayal with a twist. Rated for language and sex. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 172 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth Shall Set You Free by Rohata reviews
Set during DH. Hermione uses Veritaserum on Ron to learn his true feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 1,549 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 905 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fourth School by Dalwyn reviews
"Anyone wishing to submit themselves as champion must write their name and school clearly upon a slip of parchment ..." Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 331 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 235 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 736 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 8,320 - Follows: 2,001 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 715 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 971 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 1,397 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 248 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 265 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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