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Fics that make you say, 'That was bloody awesome people'
Humorish, may or may not have slash,may or may not have crossovers. As long as it is turly Harry Pottery cool it might be found here.

Terrier A Harry Evans Legend by Marcielle's Musings reviews
In a world where magical and muggle live together the Auror Dogs uphold the law within Hogwarts' capital city. Harry Evans is one of their newest trainees but Harry will have to learn fast because he's been assigned to Knockturn District, Republic City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
Reborn: A flower's demon by Mistress Anko reviews
Voldemort get a second chance. Time travel. AU. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Voldemort, Lily Evans P.
Harry Basilisk by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P.
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Very Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Vernon D. - Complete
A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events by Lucillia reviews
The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,410 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Exit Stage Left by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 965 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 190,997 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Very Naughty Limericks by Davenrood reviews
Six limericks, all very naughty, with characters from Harry Potter. Warning: some slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Damaged Goods by placeholder89 reviews
HIATUS DRARRY, SLASH, DMHP. Where Draco gets abused by his father and many interesting things happen. Eventual Drarry, eventual character death not major. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,016 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Timely Undertaking by Unidentified Formulated Onoma reviews
Harry gets thrown back in time to when his parents were in school. But, because of his darker past, he joins Voldemort in his pursuit of taking over Britain. How will Hogwarts survive? I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, I wouldn't post it here. AUHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ramblings of a Cynical Brat by Evelyn.Myhki.Riddle reviews
Harry Potter dies, aged 203. Quite willingly so, too. But then he meets Death, who makes him do it all over again - not that he wants to. Second chance story with a twist. Humor, loads of non-graphic slash, sarcastic!powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,668 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 5,843 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Twist of Fate by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry is taken the night Dumbledore is about to leave him with the Dursleys. With forces meddling in the timeline, Harry and Tom become the Riddle brothers. Follow the boys from the 1930s, WWII & Grindelwald, to canon years and a much changed future. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 723,060 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The First Meeting of Aragorn and Harry by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
In which there is violence, comedy and other delights. Prequel to The Wizard In The Shadows, though it isn't obligatory reading as both stand alone well, and set about 4 years before the War of the Ring. I own nothing save the idea. Please Read and Review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,933 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Harry Moody by Daemon Belaerys reviews
Harry Potter gets taken in by Alastor Moody when he is left at Privet Drive. How will Hogwarts react to a paranoid eleven year old shouting CONSTANT VIGILANCE? Only one way to fin out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 227 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Serpent King by Daemon Belaerys reviews
Harry Potter an Lord of the Rings crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 369 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Meriadoc B.
Crazy by GreenandPurpleMonkeys reviews
It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Unpure Purity by JessicaLovezU reviews
Her loyalty broken, Bellatrix apparates away, only to be drawn into the veil. There she falls into middle earth where she meets a myriad of people. When the time comes, will she stick to who she was or who she has become?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Legolas
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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